Monday, November 24, 2014

The Announcement

     I went to the comedy club tonight and one of the comics announced the grand jury decision from suburban St. Louis at the end of his set, the D.C. native. When I was driving home from the club I listened to Christmas music as one radio station is exclusively playing it for the season. I did get an email about helping with my employer's holiday party, but I am unable to attend the informational meeting as I am out of the office on Tuesday. So I will have to find out how much I am able to help when I return to the office.
    At the comedy club tonight, there was an MC in training. He did ones about it just felt right, studio apartment, sausage fest, and a dick-pic text. The opera singer did ones about being a bartender, music school, sex-education delay, and a cat swallowing a condom. Mr. Pibb did ones about a pet named Hooch, and a tap on the shoulder. D.C. did ones about being 9 months sober, rating nausea, 7-up all over you, and the Japan embassy. Laundry did ones about having 4 kids, and his wife saying she would squat it out. Pottery barn did ones about nursing a beer, he's engaged, different people, Bible without deodorant, and private eye, see a doctor! Fever did one about a hot tub at a hotel. 'Extra murder' did ones about elementary school in Kentucky, the fireplace show, don't open the box, and it's a globe. Maryland did ones about Columbus Day and a pilgrim, a date with a trannie, ordering on Amazon, and yoga pants. University accountant did ones about a candy dish lady, White Castle, Subway Jared pants, and her husband's navel. A visitor from Florida did ones about going bankrupt, and a waffle maker at the hotel. School bouncer did ones about purple at a funeral, a vest on clearance, single sex, and a pie at 1:30am. Perkins did ones about a text from his lady, Catcher in the Rye, her cat, and seeing 'Hunger Games'. Worthington did ones about his dad's retirement hobbies, organic socks, guy with a barbed wire tattoo, and emotional torment from a raccoon. Tetris did ones about like my sweater, boat names, breakup songs, and a vagrant in California. Bathtub did ones about a gladiator fan, white water rafting, gourmet pizza, stolen babies, a lava lamp, a pug in a baby carriage, a serial killer, and cinnamon rolls on turkey day.  

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