I still seem to be practicing 'Constant gratitude'- and I have been aware of it for a while. This was evident when a security guard at my office job said she had seen me in Youtube videos, likely from sketches I had done due to an invite from the Big Dog. So he was contacted about it on Facebook. I
also spoke of an HR rep who refused to give me my walking papers due to me often saying 'Thank you for hiring me' so somebody else had to do it. With a memory like mine, recalling most things good or bad, I recall the rejections all too well. So I will be thankful when somebody gives me a chance.
At the comedy club tonight, no-mic did one about a vibrator ad. Jersey video did ones about not wearing glasses, and a duck hunt. Nurses aide did ones about dating her boss, being confident about various things, and tinted windows. Long straw did ones about groceries at Target, yogurt, and a Cubs urn. Laundry did ones about a douche car, and a slap fight. Tetris did ones about a Harry Potter spell, OK Cupid, and Albert Camus. The MC will now be called 'wee bit' as he did this joke tonight. Others were about a condoms purchase, and deja vu. Bathtub did ones about boots on a dog, and one pull-up. Mr. Pibb did ones about Rihanna, online banking, and is this your cat? Fever comic did ones about a hotel hot tub, dial-up porn, and a sniper vest. School bouncer did ones about check the fridge, niece moved, bike assembly, and lying to Grandma. Perkins did ones about no GQ model, Red Cross, a urine test, pay for Tinder, and Netflix is cheaper. Extra murder did ones about a Nike jump-rope, seeing a urologist, don't bring a cup, and Tokyo GI Joe. Show closer is headliner this week, a visitor from Chicago who is originally from Phoenix. She did ones about Hobby Lobby, birth control, crush its soul, just got dumped, he took the modem, why not just take the panties, throwing a spear, and caveman attraction.
also spoke of an HR rep who refused to give me my walking papers due to me often saying 'Thank you for hiring me' so somebody else had to do it. With a memory like mine, recalling most things good or bad, I recall the rejections all too well. So I will be thankful when somebody gives me a chance.
At the comedy club tonight, no-mic did one about a vibrator ad. Jersey video did ones about not wearing glasses, and a duck hunt. Nurses aide did ones about dating her boss, being confident about various things, and tinted windows. Long straw did ones about groceries at Target, yogurt, and a Cubs urn. Laundry did ones about a douche car, and a slap fight. Tetris did ones about a Harry Potter spell, OK Cupid, and Albert Camus. The MC will now be called 'wee bit' as he did this joke tonight. Others were about a condoms purchase, and deja vu. Bathtub did ones about boots on a dog, and one pull-up. Mr. Pibb did ones about Rihanna, online banking, and is this your cat? Fever comic did ones about a hotel hot tub, dial-up porn, and a sniper vest. School bouncer did ones about check the fridge, niece moved, bike assembly, and lying to Grandma. Perkins did ones about no GQ model, Red Cross, a urine test, pay for Tinder, and Netflix is cheaper. Extra murder did ones about a Nike jump-rope, seeing a urologist, don't bring a cup, and Tokyo GI Joe. Show closer is headliner this week, a visitor from Chicago who is originally from Phoenix. She did ones about Hobby Lobby, birth control, crush its soul, just got dumped, he took the modem, why not just take the panties, throwing a spear, and caveman attraction.
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