At midday I had a sandwich at the Erbert Gerbert. I heard a song playing in the background, it was 'Rearview Mirror' by Pearl Jam. I love driving my car, so this song works well with it since it starts off with 'I took a drive today, to emancipate'. Then of course it continues with 'Saw things so much clearer, when I saw you in my rearview mirror'. Many of us can say this is relatable. Also downtown I heard 'Kiss me' by Sixpence None The Richer as I was leaving the Walgreen, where I went to get some drain opener. This evening when I was driving home from the comedy club it was 'Lonely no more' by Rob Thomas. So much good music out there. I made another visit to a Walgreen, different location, before heading for the comedy club. I found wooden coat hangers in this location, and I have seen it before where the disclaimer may be 'Selection varies by store'.
At the comedy club tonight, Worthington did ones about a pet parrot, no mayo on sandwich, a prostate exam, geese fly, tip dunk to win the game, 'Shut it down', and being punked by a twin brother. The D.C. native did ones about traffic court, watering a fake plant, orphanage without compassion, the number joke, and Ben Franklin. IED/IUD did her signature joke. A newer comic did ones about a pimping career, not easy I'm just really cool, basketball in the 1940s, ankle tat, and
Adam's apple. International Falls did ones about her roommate doesn't trust the dishwasher, 117 days and no HR, emergency contact to Prince, subculture is dangerous, conjoined twins, and adopt old dogs. Mr. Pibb did ones about Fuddruckers, stealing at Macy's, Robin Hood, take them to Southdale, spoon and cherry, a holding baby dream, and longest hopscotch. Perkins did ones about pay for Tinder, Netflix is cheaper, no GQ model, lightbulb and sugar daddy, forward pilot to A and E, 3 stolen ferrets, and a trash bag. Ragu did ones about full blown emotional meltdowns, roller coaster photo, and Obama campaign emails. Happy meal did ones about crossed arms, bought an I-pad for Grandpa, ham radio hut, Dish Network, and Wi-Fi password. Extra murder did one about a doctor appointment. Tetris did ones about a Harry Potter spell, a zoo billboard, free pizza, and Bush 43. Red-faced comic did ones about a no porn sticker, it doesn't say that, buy a box of them, 7 songs we play 4, some Mellencamp, Coldplay vanilla scented, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Michigan did ones about wrong turn into Canada, and convince people she's real. Bus fare did ones about seeing a therapist, mayors don't exist, Jurassic park movie script, McRib left the menu, waiting for bus, and Whitney Houston. Nurses aide did ones about dating her boss, confident about various things, better tips as server due to I don't care attitude, and tinted windows. Postage stamp did ones about Toy Story, hate cooking, measuring system and teaspoon, new phone is here, 1,000 yard score in Candy Crush, not protesting at post office, and Indiana. Long straw did ones about groceries at Target, Tom Hanks with autism, Asperger's would explain so much, and baseball stats and insecurity. Mason City did ones about lost in Coon Rapids, cat show, Ace of Base, passive dependent, comics are needy (I got a shout-out), affirmation button, and stolen at grocery store.
At the comedy club tonight, Worthington did ones about a pet parrot, no mayo on sandwich, a prostate exam, geese fly, tip dunk to win the game, 'Shut it down', and being punked by a twin brother. The D.C. native did ones about traffic court, watering a fake plant, orphanage without compassion, the number joke, and Ben Franklin. IED/IUD did her signature joke. A newer comic did ones about a pimping career, not easy I'm just really cool, basketball in the 1940s, ankle tat, and
Adam's apple. International Falls did ones about her roommate doesn't trust the dishwasher, 117 days and no HR, emergency contact to Prince, subculture is dangerous, conjoined twins, and adopt old dogs. Mr. Pibb did ones about Fuddruckers, stealing at Macy's, Robin Hood, take them to Southdale, spoon and cherry, a holding baby dream, and longest hopscotch. Perkins did ones about pay for Tinder, Netflix is cheaper, no GQ model, lightbulb and sugar daddy, forward pilot to A and E, 3 stolen ferrets, and a trash bag. Ragu did ones about full blown emotional meltdowns, roller coaster photo, and Obama campaign emails. Happy meal did ones about crossed arms, bought an I-pad for Grandpa, ham radio hut, Dish Network, and Wi-Fi password. Extra murder did one about a doctor appointment. Tetris did ones about a Harry Potter spell, a zoo billboard, free pizza, and Bush 43. Red-faced comic did ones about a no porn sticker, it doesn't say that, buy a box of them, 7 songs we play 4, some Mellencamp, Coldplay vanilla scented, and Gwyneth Paltrow. Michigan did ones about wrong turn into Canada, and convince people she's real. Bus fare did ones about seeing a therapist, mayors don't exist, Jurassic park movie script, McRib left the menu, waiting for bus, and Whitney Houston. Nurses aide did ones about dating her boss, confident about various things, better tips as server due to I don't care attitude, and tinted windows. Postage stamp did ones about Toy Story, hate cooking, measuring system and teaspoon, new phone is here, 1,000 yard score in Candy Crush, not protesting at post office, and Indiana. Long straw did ones about groceries at Target, Tom Hanks with autism, Asperger's would explain so much, and baseball stats and insecurity. Mason City did ones about lost in Coon Rapids, cat show, Ace of Base, passive dependent, comics are needy (I got a shout-out), affirmation button, and stolen at grocery store.
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