Last week I ordered some Rose Bowl game items from the University of Iowa Hawk Shop. I signed up for UPS my choice so I would be able to divert the package to a location where I could more easily pick it up after work. I just got something in the mail from UPS, a PO box in Monroe, WI, about signing up for this 'Membership'. When it arrived it looked like a check to cash, as there were the perforations all around it. I don't order that many packages sent by UPS so I am not sure how beneficial it will be to have signed up. But thankfully there is no fee involved. It mentions a number to call and a control number if I did not sign up so the membership can be canceled. It is called 'Flexible package delivery' and talks of getting advance email or SMS notifications when a package is on the way. With my needs this is not a big deal, especially I can follow the package with the given tracking number.
I did make it to the comedy club tonight. I am also seeing more messages from the Wisconsin girl about the show I am doing this week. I am thrilled and excited about the role I have in it. Sounds like not your typical comedy show, but a change of pace is good at times.
Also at the comedy club, Chalm-Skinn did ones about bubble wrap, and a coffee van. Perkins did ones about stuffy in there, Kia car, asthma, HCMC, Gitmo, Facebook adds, Harry Potter, and dislike button. Fargo Moorhead did ones about trim beard, what touche means, and pot while pregnant. Yemen did ones about Donald Trump, Dick Cheney, your dad now, snitches stitches, drive off with nozzle, Woodbury, and Charlie Sheen. Bus fare did ones about man on bus, Joann Fabrics, get it together, Garfield the cat, eggs in one basket, Prince, Willy Wonka, and Paul McCartney. Brawler did ones about stuck in Minot, Sponge Bob, Cosmo magazine, how many partners, and don't need me. A high energy comic did ones about cab drivers, little down of Bethlehem, office temp, don't fax, moved coat rack, and cure for cancer. Worthington did ones about jogger pants, Mohawk do, we both silly, belt and pride, get Viagra, wait for it, and she is sick. Tetris did ones about Jimmy Stewart, 3 ghosts, playing x-box, run red light, onion head lines, Dr. Mario, and Bernie Sanders. Maryland did ones about shot lion, Friends on Netflix, sex tape, credit score, MOA protest, eye appointment, it's called dating, shop at Target, turning 30, strip club, and water on Mars. University accountant did ones about an Adele song, Red Bull, drink water, Angry Birds, fad names, collector plates, Larry Steve Antonio, porn name, Olsen twins, and cat video. Bathtub did ones about a dog shirt, lava lamp, Pompeii, disc golf, fish and snail food, brick, and sneezing too much. School bouncer did ones about wedding band, Kowalski's snacks, Ben Carson, ISIS plan, riverside, Canada visit, and bank scare. Louisiana did ones about cut off at bar, UFOs, meth, Lochness Monster, Bigfoot, and shine on you crazy diamond. Extra murder did ones about Subway Jared, foreclosed house, broken auto door, Steve Harvey, Saturday Night Fever, renew vows, fireplace show, nativity scene, urologist, and Sesame Street.
I did make it to the comedy club tonight. I am also seeing more messages from the Wisconsin girl about the show I am doing this week. I am thrilled and excited about the role I have in it. Sounds like not your typical comedy show, but a change of pace is good at times.
Also at the comedy club, Chalm-Skinn did ones about bubble wrap, and a coffee van. Perkins did ones about stuffy in there, Kia car, asthma, HCMC, Gitmo, Facebook adds, Harry Potter, and dislike button. Fargo Moorhead did ones about trim beard, what touche means, and pot while pregnant. Yemen did ones about Donald Trump, Dick Cheney, your dad now, snitches stitches, drive off with nozzle, Woodbury, and Charlie Sheen. Bus fare did ones about man on bus, Joann Fabrics, get it together, Garfield the cat, eggs in one basket, Prince, Willy Wonka, and Paul McCartney. Brawler did ones about stuck in Minot, Sponge Bob, Cosmo magazine, how many partners, and don't need me. A high energy comic did ones about cab drivers, little down of Bethlehem, office temp, don't fax, moved coat rack, and cure for cancer. Worthington did ones about jogger pants, Mohawk do, we both silly, belt and pride, get Viagra, wait for it, and she is sick. Tetris did ones about Jimmy Stewart, 3 ghosts, playing x-box, run red light, onion head lines, Dr. Mario, and Bernie Sanders. Maryland did ones about shot lion, Friends on Netflix, sex tape, credit score, MOA protest, eye appointment, it's called dating, shop at Target, turning 30, strip club, and water on Mars. University accountant did ones about an Adele song, Red Bull, drink water, Angry Birds, fad names, collector plates, Larry Steve Antonio, porn name, Olsen twins, and cat video. Bathtub did ones about a dog shirt, lava lamp, Pompeii, disc golf, fish and snail food, brick, and sneezing too much. School bouncer did ones about wedding band, Kowalski's snacks, Ben Carson, ISIS plan, riverside, Canada visit, and bank scare. Louisiana did ones about cut off at bar, UFOs, meth, Lochness Monster, Bigfoot, and shine on you crazy diamond. Extra murder did ones about Subway Jared, foreclosed house, broken auto door, Steve Harvey, Saturday Night Fever, renew vows, fireplace show, nativity scene, urologist, and Sesame Street.
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