Already Has A Grandma

    At the comedy club tonight, the lineup included some comics I hadn't seen in a while. The MC was the one who took third at last week's contest. He did the one where he asks if it is worth a hundred dollars. Others were about pro wrestling, Gilbert Grape, and 'Do it!' A comic I probably haven't written about yet may have had the best joke of the night, it was how he already has a grandma. He delivers groceries, and spoke of exorcising demons. It made me think of an Eminem song where he says he has them doing jumping jacks. A comic who works at another club did one about what his name means in Greek. Others were about losing weight, and getting advice while doing an oil change. The software developer did one about 2 monsters, and how he is not ready to be a grandpa. Auto-correct did ones about a couples dinner party, the buffet line, somebody with a neck wound, and Pinterest boards. The godmother did ones about a bucket list, yoga at church, bicycling, TPIR, being a math tutor, and play dates. The lunch lady did one about Michelle Obama, and Plymouth Rock. The university accountant did one about getting carded at a library, and how she once wanted to be a librarian. Others were about presidential libraries, Simon and Garfunkel songs, the Spice Girls, Pringles cans, and folding fitted sheets. The Kentucky native did ones about eating a big breakfast, your own Taco Bell, and having a positive body image. The conga line comic did ones about truck balls, and sad porn. The bartender did one about growing up in rural Wisconsin, and how some of his jobs means he is 'Just one of the girls'. And there was the taco-cat joke. The show closer was the laundry comic, he did the movie night joke.