I heard the song 'What's Up' by 4 Non-Blondes tonight while driving to the comedy club. So I finally got the scream in that I had wanted. It is even in the lyrics- 'Scream at the top of my lungs'. I know this song is from 20 years ago, but I like all kinds of music.
Rut-roh did ones about more realistic dreams, friends with benefits, meeting somebody on Tinder, and re-try the handshake. I think at laughed too early at one joke. Perkins did ones about mat word problems about his dad, wearing the same sweater, a Dallas Buyers Club reference, finding Under Armour, and swiping donuts/swiping right. The preschool teacher did ones about a basset hound crying, could use a musket, kid size rings, paper cranes, a lottery billboard saying 'what's your dream?', and close to touching a cloud. The bartender did ones about tater tots, is it a gay bar?, starving homeless people and other Facebook things, and pet shopping at the animal shelter. International Falls did ones about bathrooms of the world, a very short cop, a bathtub full of blood as art, organ donor on license, mom is a hypochondriac, and happy mom's day. The Chicago visitor did ones about dad having a pet spider monkey, grocery store parking lot, Michael Jackson and Ross from 'Friends', her date owns a condo, after dating one with credit problems, snuggle with a stuffed animal, and dumped by text. Fantasia was wearing a Joker from 'Batman' shirt, and did ones about feminism, Israel, and I told him to put me onstage since he talked to me a lot during the set. Tetris did ones about take those pants off, background of Best Buy ad, who's the nerd now?, you will just have to fight him, the Mall of America protest, and find another Gap. 'Extra murder' did ones about a suicide at Mall of America, deep fried cookie dough, sex offender lottery winner, living next to Disney World, Yule Log on Netflix, taking his wife to the airport, and marriage is a game. Red-faced comic did ones about the manager at work playing Coldplay, get a gut!, tattoos, and 12/13 CDs. Three times three did ones about a hamster death, his grandparents, not teaching cursive, earth's rotation, you can be 10 things, and options at the restaurant. Bathtub did ones about gladiators in Rome, his wife bought a pepper plant, living off the grid, make squirrels angry, befriend a bear cub, going to Mars, and famous speeches. A comic I hadn't seen much lately did ones about listening to public radio, Magic Johnson, and raising 2 little girls. He is a debt collector, and somebody drinks at work. Apron did ones about donating plasma, and Lana Del Rey. Happy meal was wearing a Primus shirt. He did ones about his grandpa's advice, getting free stuff after a friend passed, naked and afraid on the Discovery Channel, what should we bring to the island?, burn down the rain forest, and Star Trek on the BBC.
Rut-roh did ones about more realistic dreams, friends with benefits, meeting somebody on Tinder, and re-try the handshake. I think at laughed too early at one joke. Perkins did ones about mat word problems about his dad, wearing the same sweater, a Dallas Buyers Club reference, finding Under Armour, and swiping donuts/swiping right. The preschool teacher did ones about a basset hound crying, could use a musket, kid size rings, paper cranes, a lottery billboard saying 'what's your dream?', and close to touching a cloud. The bartender did ones about tater tots, is it a gay bar?, starving homeless people and other Facebook things, and pet shopping at the animal shelter. International Falls did ones about bathrooms of the world, a very short cop, a bathtub full of blood as art, organ donor on license, mom is a hypochondriac, and happy mom's day. The Chicago visitor did ones about dad having a pet spider monkey, grocery store parking lot, Michael Jackson and Ross from 'Friends', her date owns a condo, after dating one with credit problems, snuggle with a stuffed animal, and dumped by text. Fantasia was wearing a Joker from 'Batman' shirt, and did ones about feminism, Israel, and I told him to put me onstage since he talked to me a lot during the set. Tetris did ones about take those pants off, background of Best Buy ad, who's the nerd now?, you will just have to fight him, the Mall of America protest, and find another Gap. 'Extra murder' did ones about a suicide at Mall of America, deep fried cookie dough, sex offender lottery winner, living next to Disney World, Yule Log on Netflix, taking his wife to the airport, and marriage is a game. Red-faced comic did ones about the manager at work playing Coldplay, get a gut!, tattoos, and 12/13 CDs. Three times three did ones about a hamster death, his grandparents, not teaching cursive, earth's rotation, you can be 10 things, and options at the restaurant. Bathtub did ones about gladiators in Rome, his wife bought a pepper plant, living off the grid, make squirrels angry, befriend a bear cub, going to Mars, and famous speeches. A comic I hadn't seen much lately did ones about listening to public radio, Magic Johnson, and raising 2 little girls. He is a debt collector, and somebody drinks at work. Apron did ones about donating plasma, and Lana Del Rey. Happy meal was wearing a Primus shirt. He did ones about his grandpa's advice, getting free stuff after a friend passed, naked and afraid on the Discovery Channel, what should we bring to the island?, burn down the rain forest, and Star Trek on the BBC.
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