beer can translation

 i drank the can of lift bridge with the evening meal, deciding to finish the one labeled 'oktoberfest' before the month was out. i wanted to know what it said on the can so i went to google translate. not the first time i have been to that site. 'prost' is cheers, 'bier' is beer in german. but the bottom of the can had even more. it said 'erhohen sie den moment mit das perfekten paarung'. it means 'elevate the moment with the perfect pairing'. which fits well with what a beer can do. later on i went to the liquor store and got a pryes, so there still are four beers waiting. at work the notable thing was more checks to be pulled out of the oshkosh file and sent directly to the payee. there was four. at first i only saw three, and two were lumped together as they were going to the same place. and it meant i used just one of the two overnight labels given to me as there was one emailed for each of the four checks. when i said there was no check for the fourth form, going to seattle, when i hit 'reply to all' i was told the other would be ordered the next day. then it was said that the check needed to go out same-day, like the others. so a 'special edition' check file was done near the end of the day, it was for one check, and for jsut over $2 million. but i don't bat an eye anymore about printing and sending a check for that amount, i do this all the time. later on i went on a walk and found 37 cents. the 'big bang theory' rerun was about penny signing autographs and leonard was the 'change daddy'. and meanwhile, sheldon and amy have a dinner party but it slips that it was a practice round and it upset stuart. this is one time where i could relate to stuart, sadly. where he speaks of being left out and forgotten by people he considers to be friends.