An office colleague brought Skittles, I had just one as I am trying to cut back on sugary snack items. They are in a bowl labeled 'Bowl', and I said 'Well it is described correctly'.
At the comedy club tonight, a newer comic did ones about being a bar bouncer and a pizza restaurant manager. Fish noodle did ones about a plunger, tongues in notebook, and the signature joke. Laundry did ones about movie night with his kids, seeing 'It', 'Deliverance', and 'Philadelphia'. Others were about used hot dogs, dog whistles, and sex over consequences. Radio personality did ones about shower and toothbrush, apple orchard, mom's garage sale, and cargo pants. A former MC did ones about a sausage fest, dic-pic, trash can baby, as well as show up late and frustrated. Postage stamp did ones about a moped and Star Wars, Toy Story, picking up rocks, bar trivia, and Jeopardy. University accountant did ones about Match dot-com, clown dating, Heather Locklear, and the red hat society. Maryland did ones about high horse, Urkel, golf, side chick, flip phone, Disney movies, and mold in the apartment. Sub teacher did ones about oil changes, George Washington as a reptile,Robert Downey, Taiwan, Sean Penn, polio, and brought by science. Perkins did ones about Mormons and rumba, wolf of Wall Street, a roommate, an auctioneer, Dad likes flowers, as well as sober and angry driving. Fever comic did ones about depression, bored on flashlight, cake and birth control, Eyes Wide Shut, Netflix, and a dental appointment. Extra murder did ones about check engine lights, wrong horse, Texas and GI Joe, food trucks, and a donut burger. Oklahoma did ones about a one way street, bumper stickers, Bachmann, a negative lady friend, and a free pizza. A comic back from Florida did ones about Olive Garden by mistake, gas prices, CNN, bankruptcy, and hotel waffles.
At the comedy club tonight, a newer comic did ones about being a bar bouncer and a pizza restaurant manager. Fish noodle did ones about a plunger, tongues in notebook, and the signature joke. Laundry did ones about movie night with his kids, seeing 'It', 'Deliverance', and 'Philadelphia'. Others were about used hot dogs, dog whistles, and sex over consequences. Radio personality did ones about shower and toothbrush, apple orchard, mom's garage sale, and cargo pants. A former MC did ones about a sausage fest, dic-pic, trash can baby, as well as show up late and frustrated. Postage stamp did ones about a moped and Star Wars, Toy Story, picking up rocks, bar trivia, and Jeopardy. University accountant did ones about Match dot-com, clown dating, Heather Locklear, and the red hat society. Maryland did ones about high horse, Urkel, golf, side chick, flip phone, Disney movies, and mold in the apartment. Sub teacher did ones about oil changes, George Washington as a reptile,Robert Downey, Taiwan, Sean Penn, polio, and brought by science. Perkins did ones about Mormons and rumba, wolf of Wall Street, a roommate, an auctioneer, Dad likes flowers, as well as sober and angry driving. Fever comic did ones about depression, bored on flashlight, cake and birth control, Eyes Wide Shut, Netflix, and a dental appointment. Extra murder did ones about check engine lights, wrong horse, Texas and GI Joe, food trucks, and a donut burger. Oklahoma did ones about a one way street, bumper stickers, Bachmann, a negative lady friend, and a free pizza. A comic back from Florida did ones about Olive Garden by mistake, gas prices, CNN, bankruptcy, and hotel waffles.
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