During my lunch I gave myself enough time to walk over to the St. Paul Saints stadium still under construction. It is scheduled to be ready by May, the start of the season. First time I had seen it in a while, but there is way more to see than earlier including a scoreboard off on the distance. I got two photos of it, one of them would be the seating area and upper deck behind the plate. I also saw city snowplows going through at that time as there still was some light snow falling.
I make it to the comedy club tonight, a mix of new jokes and ones I had done before, it went fine. Still thankful for the stage time. This included ones about the political science guy and his hearing about Dairy Queen, words that sound funny to me, and bringing cookies for my service anniversary this week. I said to the chatty woman 'we are sworn enemies 2 days a year' as she is wearing a Vikings coat.
International Falls did ones about birth control pills, casual sex, caress hair in port-pottie, internt dating, 2pm booty calls, mom a hypochondriac, and a snow plow poem. Morton salt did ones about late to dates, 50 shades of grey, spelling bee, more foreigner (the music group) jokes, and a love chip. Brew did ones about doesn't trust free stuff, smells like sweat and shame, not the fun kind of crazy, cheap and easy like McDonald's, letter from 12-year-old self, and shower to hide tears. Fish noodle did ones about we invented stand-up tonight, plunger next to toilet, gladiator in battle, seniors and bird watching, gang secret handshake, fingerprints and tongues in 4th grade, and serial killer human trophy. Nurses aide did ones about pretend you didn't eat mushrooms, leash on as a child, watering garden, and mental breakdown. Blind Side did ones about his biggest fan, probably the chatty woman. His lady sent a text about Black History Month, and we've got Wikpedia. Others were about 2:30am at a gas station, a glass slipper, and Looney Tunes. A comic that I think was in charge of an open-mic at a marathon last year did one about switching to a new notebook, National Lampoon, and parents don't understand. Long straw did ones about insult from childhood, the band Mighty Mighty Bosstones, wearing a fedora, grading on a curve, mom engaged after joining Catholic Singles, and Mad About Yogurt at Target.
I make it to the comedy club tonight, a mix of new jokes and ones I had done before, it went fine. Still thankful for the stage time. This included ones about the political science guy and his hearing about Dairy Queen, words that sound funny to me, and bringing cookies for my service anniversary this week. I said to the chatty woman 'we are sworn enemies 2 days a year' as she is wearing a Vikings coat.
International Falls did ones about birth control pills, casual sex, caress hair in port-pottie, internt dating, 2pm booty calls, mom a hypochondriac, and a snow plow poem. Morton salt did ones about late to dates, 50 shades of grey, spelling bee, more foreigner (the music group) jokes, and a love chip. Brew did ones about doesn't trust free stuff, smells like sweat and shame, not the fun kind of crazy, cheap and easy like McDonald's, letter from 12-year-old self, and shower to hide tears. Fish noodle did ones about we invented stand-up tonight, plunger next to toilet, gladiator in battle, seniors and bird watching, gang secret handshake, fingerprints and tongues in 4th grade, and serial killer human trophy. Nurses aide did ones about pretend you didn't eat mushrooms, leash on as a child, watering garden, and mental breakdown. Blind Side did ones about his biggest fan, probably the chatty woman. His lady sent a text about Black History Month, and we've got Wikpedia. Others were about 2:30am at a gas station, a glass slipper, and Looney Tunes. A comic that I think was in charge of an open-mic at a marathon last year did one about switching to a new notebook, National Lampoon, and parents don't understand. Long straw did ones about insult from childhood, the band Mighty Mighty Bosstones, wearing a fedora, grading on a curve, mom engaged after joining Catholic Singles, and Mad About Yogurt at Target.
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