I went to a comedy show tonight where Big Dog was headliner, and eventually he took off his shoes and threw them. But not into the crowd. Also notable was before his set. He helped with bouncing a patron that was being disruptive. Thankfully I don't have to see this too often. I was sitting next to Opera Singer and I asked when are they going to get him out? And they did. I took light rail to and from the show so I didn't want to stay around for long after it ended. I said I had to motor to get back to the station as I knew there were fewer trains after 10pm, just twice an hour.
The beer I drank tonight was a mystery beer that the bartender picked for me for four dollars. It was a Lake Superior beer, made in Duluth. It tasted fine. There was an image of the lake on the label.
Also at the comedy club, The Crow did ones about is it worth $100, a job and not live with parents, mature porn, it's got to hurt, and Maplewood mall. Extra Murder did ones about personal assistant, it has a comma, I can drive, humor and indulge, sad petting zoo, Saturday Night Fever, renew vows, and hedge maze. The rapper did ones about burrito size, clean wedding ring, Disney princess, Little Mermaid, and was a car salesman. Laundry did ones about hot dogs, dog whistles, camping trip, funeral procession, garage sale season, bakery prison whore, Jewish Grizzly Adams, threat level orange, sex and consequences, idiot ejected, and roundabouts. Big Dog did ones about pent-up heckler rage, straight out of Compton, Perkins bathroom, shoulder drop, seltzer gun, good evening, build a birdhouse, bad porn, metronome, shoutout for single 'ha', microphone problems, tortilla soup, then there was a switch to a corded microphone. Then there was ones about a late night commercial, Bruno Mars, soundtrack to economy, when vacations attack, crowd member PDA's, high school wrestling, swear at foreigners, wipe up your chairs, and real estate brokers.
The beer I drank tonight was a mystery beer that the bartender picked for me for four dollars. It was a Lake Superior beer, made in Duluth. It tasted fine. There was an image of the lake on the label.
Also at the comedy club, The Crow did ones about is it worth $100, a job and not live with parents, mature porn, it's got to hurt, and Maplewood mall. Extra Murder did ones about personal assistant, it has a comma, I can drive, humor and indulge, sad petting zoo, Saturday Night Fever, renew vows, and hedge maze. The rapper did ones about burrito size, clean wedding ring, Disney princess, Little Mermaid, and was a car salesman. Laundry did ones about hot dogs, dog whistles, camping trip, funeral procession, garage sale season, bakery prison whore, Jewish Grizzly Adams, threat level orange, sex and consequences, idiot ejected, and roundabouts. Big Dog did ones about pent-up heckler rage, straight out of Compton, Perkins bathroom, shoulder drop, seltzer gun, good evening, build a birdhouse, bad porn, metronome, shoutout for single 'ha', microphone problems, tortilla soup, then there was a switch to a corded microphone. Then there was ones about a late night commercial, Bruno Mars, soundtrack to economy, when vacations attack, crowd member PDA's, high school wrestling, swear at foreigners, wipe up your chairs, and real estate brokers.
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