Roosevelt Numbers Retired

    I went to the Roosevelt football game in Minneapolis after work, the homecoming game. They beat St. Paul Humboldt 38-8. It didn't surprise me much when seeing the roster, as Humboldt was without a doubt outmanned. They had 21 players listed, but it looks like just 17 were there. Roosevelt had nearly twice as many listed. I arrived near the end of the first quarter, Roosevelt was already up 13-0 by then. It was 31-0 at the half, 38-0 at the end of the third quarter. The main blemish was the missed extra point kicks. The Roosevelt Teddies ran back the second half kickoff for their final TD of the game. It looks like Roosevelt has two numbers retired, 60 and 85, and these were inserts in the game program. One of them had played for the NFL's New York Giants.
    At the comedy club tonight, Brawler did one about the co-exist bumper sticker. Button did ones about what day I am, and finally a driver license. Whopper did ones about how I am real, and ignorance. International Falls did ones about backpacks, Game of Thrones, order a dress online, good cough syrup, and wants bangs. Michigan did ones about underpants at Target, condoms at CVS, and atheist meetings. Grizzly Adams did ones about college commercials, Fighting Sioux mascot, and most cops are like us. Postage stamp did ones about Star Wars, and evolution. Extra Murder did ones about topless protest, me in 20 years, Ben Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson. Ragu did one about sex-ed. Bus Fare did ones about a water fountain, Garfield the cat, knife to a gun fight, dental floss, and Quiznos. Long straw did ones about rotten bananas and a serial killer. Fantasia did ones about cocaine, Air Bud, and a couch. Maryland did ones about turning 30, Friends on Netflix, Obamacare, Will Smith, and Serena Williams. Perkins did ones about Magnum condoms, dinosaur, and found Dad's porn. Happy Meal did ones about Paul Bunyan, Holiday gas station, dead brush at gas pumps, and Beanie Babies. Mr. Pibb did one about a funeral in Paris.