Tonight at the comedy club the Wisconsin girl said she wanted somebody to fill the seat up front, so I decided to sit there as I was in the ticket booth. It was hard to see anything there though I could hear just fine. I at first was offered five dollars for it but said I was fine with being in the next show she did. I spoke with Nebraska for a while after the show.
At the office the political science guy said he was bored hearing me talk about Dairy Queen ice cream with a colleague, since he wanted to hear more about people getting shot. The other colleague
made mention of musician Bob Dylan getting an award. I looked it up and found out it wasn't the President's Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor, as he already got it in 2012. Then he spoke of how it would be great to give people awards and then shoot them. He does like to talk about weapons at times.
At the comedy club, Fish Noodle did this joke as well as one about changing shirts. Laundry did ones about CDs with movies on them, help with Craigslist, and dog whistles. Postage stamp did ones about riding the bus as a big taxi, a membership drive at The Current, and a Star Tribune article. Wisconsin also did ones about ways to improve the county fair, acreage and mule to sit here, and a jello salad. Oklahoma did ones about dictate into text, gyro and either, tartar sauce guy, and ordering pants online. Mason City did ones about AM/ PM kindergarten, Ace of Base, Bohemian Rhapsody,
cat show in Coon Rapids, and Zoloft/fight or flight. Bartender did ones about tater tots, is it a gay bar?, is there a phone booth?, and a check with a tip. Software developer did ones about vanity plates, it's Power Point, and there will be two monsters. Tetris did ones about Nicki Minaj singing like a
gold prospector, and 50 shades of grey. Fantasia did ones about a pizza delivery, and will you just take it and leave. Morton Salt did one about order of words is important. Extra murder did ones about a Kit Kat bar, food trucks, donut burgers, pride parade and road rage, and Heimlich maneuver in a sauna. Nebraska did ones about a yeast roll at Golden Corral, broken leg and scooter, deer hunting, and Facebook photos in jail. School bouncer did ones about Ricky Rubio is back, Jordan flu game and Magic Johnson, and kid in field. Tortoise did ones about George Washington, effective smear campaign, Grand Theft Auto, Transformers, and chicken pun. University accountant did ones about chicken dance naked, eat Skittles, live like you're dying, Tony Danza, streaking, and walk with a purpose. A newer comic did ones about kinds of mice, cat triples problems, and has 2 girls. Rut-roh did ones about cough syrup and blink 182, bosses aren't cool, Tinder and sports bar in Roseville, and relevant anecdote. Grizzly Adams did ones about go to Super Target, Taylor Swift and sick beat, Ariana Grande look, and one dollar pre-paid for gas. Next comic did ones about Keith Urban, and a virgin birth. A former MC did ones about a studio apartment, go in garage and wait, and working construction.
At the office the political science guy said he was bored hearing me talk about Dairy Queen ice cream with a colleague, since he wanted to hear more about people getting shot. The other colleague
made mention of musician Bob Dylan getting an award. I looked it up and found out it wasn't the President's Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian honor, as he already got it in 2012. Then he spoke of how it would be great to give people awards and then shoot them. He does like to talk about weapons at times.
At the comedy club, Fish Noodle did this joke as well as one about changing shirts. Laundry did ones about CDs with movies on them, help with Craigslist, and dog whistles. Postage stamp did ones about riding the bus as a big taxi, a membership drive at The Current, and a Star Tribune article. Wisconsin also did ones about ways to improve the county fair, acreage and mule to sit here, and a jello salad. Oklahoma did ones about dictate into text, gyro and either, tartar sauce guy, and ordering pants online. Mason City did ones about AM/ PM kindergarten, Ace of Base, Bohemian Rhapsody,
cat show in Coon Rapids, and Zoloft/fight or flight. Bartender did ones about tater tots, is it a gay bar?, is there a phone booth?, and a check with a tip. Software developer did ones about vanity plates, it's Power Point, and there will be two monsters. Tetris did ones about Nicki Minaj singing like a
gold prospector, and 50 shades of grey. Fantasia did ones about a pizza delivery, and will you just take it and leave. Morton Salt did one about order of words is important. Extra murder did ones about a Kit Kat bar, food trucks, donut burgers, pride parade and road rage, and Heimlich maneuver in a sauna. Nebraska did ones about a yeast roll at Golden Corral, broken leg and scooter, deer hunting, and Facebook photos in jail. School bouncer did ones about Ricky Rubio is back, Jordan flu game and Magic Johnson, and kid in field. Tortoise did ones about George Washington, effective smear campaign, Grand Theft Auto, Transformers, and chicken pun. University accountant did ones about chicken dance naked, eat Skittles, live like you're dying, Tony Danza, streaking, and walk with a purpose. A newer comic did ones about kinds of mice, cat triples problems, and has 2 girls. Rut-roh did ones about cough syrup and blink 182, bosses aren't cool, Tinder and sports bar in Roseville, and relevant anecdote. Grizzly Adams did ones about go to Super Target, Taylor Swift and sick beat, Ariana Grande look, and one dollar pre-paid for gas. Next comic did ones about Keith Urban, and a virgin birth. A former MC did ones about a studio apartment, go in garage and wait, and working construction.
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