Monday, February 23, 2015

Lost Driver License

    I had stage time at the comedy club tonight. I did new jokes from over the weekend, like using Tilex to clean the shower area. I recognized the laugh of Belarus while performing. Also notable was Extra murder having some fun with a crowd member he claims was disrespectful to comics. He left behind his driver license and the comic read his name and address off of it.
   Rut-roh did ones about bosses aren't cool, a tinder date, and a mulligan on a handshake. An MC from last year's comedy marathon did one about 50 Shades of Grey. Tortoise did ones about a fedora, and Grand Theft Auto. International Falls did ones about street harasser, dog rescue, and a police dog poem. Bus fare did ones about an angry kid, and McRib left the menu. Mr. Pibb did ones about Fuddruckers, an IUD poking, a last meal, Hooters trivia, and Princess Diana. Laundry did ones about a Mall of America visit, bumper cars, and a slap fight. Fancy comic did ones about wow that's fancy, chocolate orchid, and Serena Williams. Opera singer did ones about opera as a pickup line, flax seeds, and Phil Collins. Red-faced comic did ones about a fake ten dollar bill, and 12/13 CDs. School bouncer did ones about kid in field, Redbox, donating laundry, he is next, and throwback Thursday. Oklahoma did ones about leaving 30 minutes early, and tartar sauce. Sub teacher did ones about Presidents Day and Labor Day in China. Fever comic did ones about get in the car, birth control in cake, and a Civil War general. Maryland did ones about a condo, high horse, femi-ninja, gas station, and yoga pants. Postage stamp did ones about 2 cigarettes, and bike friendly. Bathtub did ones about a fresh dog, dog boots and goggles, dad's Cub Foods urn, bought old rat, wearing a cat hoodie, and kale chips.     

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