I get junk mail all the time from non-profits that want my money. Today there was something from a historic preservation trust. Most of it will go to the shredder, and then put in the trash, but I am sending back the three bookmarks since they sent me a postage- paid envelope.
I did perform tonight at the comedy club, all new jokes but there was plenty I wanted to try out like the one about the 'Valley girl' on the bus. Others were about filming for the front-woman at a burlesque show, drown bad raccoons, text message to an online match, troll and diplomat, and a recent call to my dad.
Also at the comedy club, International Falls did ones about a snow plow poem, on obituary for Mom who is a hypochondriac, ground coffee, and a police dog poem. An airport bartender did ones about Clint Eastwood wrote the script, hair lice, and they are bolts. University accountant did ones about fat free half and half, clotted cream, curly fries, and gluten free singles. Brew did ones about breakfast at McDonald's, parents are disappointed, never graduated, not a stripper, and what's in it for you? Sub teacher did ones about President's Day, pro-life, a traffic jam, NRA and abortion, Taiwan hand jobs, bring back polio, and oil changes. Apron did ones about in his dreams, illuminati, and undefeated football teams. A comic who speaks of being native did ones about Dad has dementia, a towel turban, his sister fights, as well as a teen niece and a kids movie. Blind side did ones about Kevin Hart, women always in competition, gazelles in animal kingdom, and Black History Month.
I did perform tonight at the comedy club, all new jokes but there was plenty I wanted to try out like the one about the 'Valley girl' on the bus. Others were about filming for the front-woman at a burlesque show, drown bad raccoons, text message to an online match, troll and diplomat, and a recent call to my dad.
Also at the comedy club, International Falls did ones about a snow plow poem, on obituary for Mom who is a hypochondriac, ground coffee, and a police dog poem. An airport bartender did ones about Clint Eastwood wrote the script, hair lice, and they are bolts. University accountant did ones about fat free half and half, clotted cream, curly fries, and gluten free singles. Brew did ones about breakfast at McDonald's, parents are disappointed, never graduated, not a stripper, and what's in it for you? Sub teacher did ones about President's Day, pro-life, a traffic jam, NRA and abortion, Taiwan hand jobs, bring back polio, and oil changes. Apron did ones about in his dreams, illuminati, and undefeated football teams. A comic who speaks of being native did ones about Dad has dementia, a towel turban, his sister fights, as well as a teen niece and a kids movie. Blind side did ones about Kevin Hart, women always in competition, gazelles in animal kingdom, and Black History Month.
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