Friday, February 13, 2015

Leprechaun Movies

    Since it was Friday the 13th the political science guy spoke of horror movies, eventually how leprechaun was a series and not just one movie.
    I also made it to the comedy club. Bus fare did ones about kid is angry about everything, you hate math?, McRib left menu, waiting for bus, Whitney Houston and coke, and she only spoke Cantonese. Fantasia did ones about working at Domino's, answering without pants, a butter knife, and stop writing home. Tortoise did ones about roommates, I love chips, cemetery hoarder, moral of story, DUI at 21, chicken Kiev, rapping at bus stop, inferiority complex, and Dad a congressman. Poster artist did ones about a Pontiac Fiero and snakes hatch from eggs. Big dog did ones about a relapse,
drinks a little, Christian Mingle, teacher became student, and flame skull on shirt. International Falls did ones about birth control pills, casual sex, caress hair in a porta-pottie, 2pm booty call, snowplow poem, and mom a hypochondriac. Ragu did ones about Insane Clown Posse, jobs for rappers, Olive Garden server, and company shirts. Fish noodle did ones about flock of ostriches, went downhill when you got old, and tongues are different. Extra murder did ones about when your dreams are stupid, chemo for a turtle, Jimmy Fallon clone, Manchurian Candidate, Kit Kat bar, and Texas GI Joe. Rut-roh did ones about Apollo 13, friends with benefits, sports bar in Roseville as a Tinder date, relevant anecdote, mulligan on handshake, and vegan crack. Perkins did ones about Obama-care, letting her babysit, Dad loves flowers, and Mom- use your blinker. Apron did ones about a coffee shop bathroom key, uncomfortable on plane, drive for Uber, and a lost phone. No-mic did ones about meat is just too good, cardboard lettuce tomato, and bed and smoking jacket. Mr. Pibb did ones about culture is dead, Hooters trivia, who's Princess Diana?, is this your cat?, meow mix-up, dating an identical twin, and IUD poking. Happy meal did ones about are you adopted?, cheating by eating at Wendy's, drive through windows, coupon book for adoptions, just wanted a chicken sandwich, and then went over to Taco Bell.

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