The bus was caught in traffic after work today. A Family Dollar employee decided to get off one stop early, saying that walking was faster. So did I, and I found out this was true. Not sure what the hold-up was, but I know the most common reasons for a traffic jam are construction and a wreck. I didn't see either nearby.
At the comedy club, the DC native was MC. The ex-TSA comic did ones about doing HR in the military, and 'finding rice' at his TSA job. Others were Minnesota/Wisconsin, and stutter slapping.
Ding dong ditch did one about resets, being Catholic. Bus fare did ones about teeth in a hotel room, uncomfortable with hands, and a state fair horse show. Resistable did ones about her hair being too red for Target, and having a hipster roommate. Morton Salt did one about taking it easy at Walgreen. The red-faced comic did ones about laughing at heavy-metal concertgoers, a fake $10 bill, and can you not tip. The big dog did ones about porn in the hotel room, and practicing piano to porn. The Maryland native did ones about an orgy, dog on patio being like hockey, a bar dress code, a condo, and dating as a non-profit.
At the comedy club, the DC native was MC. The ex-TSA comic did ones about doing HR in the military, and 'finding rice' at his TSA job. Others were Minnesota/Wisconsin, and stutter slapping.
Ding dong ditch did one about resets, being Catholic. Bus fare did ones about teeth in a hotel room, uncomfortable with hands, and a state fair horse show. Resistable did ones about her hair being too red for Target, and having a hipster roommate. Morton Salt did one about taking it easy at Walgreen. The red-faced comic did ones about laughing at heavy-metal concertgoers, a fake $10 bill, and can you not tip. The big dog did ones about porn in the hotel room, and practicing piano to porn. The Maryland native did ones about an orgy, dog on patio being like hockey, a bar dress code, a condo, and dating as a non-profit.
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