Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Chatterbox Pub

   I performed at Chatterbox Pub in St. Paul tonight, I liked seeing their 'Wait to be seated' sign when lit up. The stage was small but it worked fine.
   International Falls did ones about casual sex, street harassed, dog rescue, and rabies. Blind Side did ones about elf on a shelf, and horny but no condom. He learned from porn, and his lady has a Robert DeNiro impression. The nurse's aide did ones about a haircut, borderline commitment issues, men with goals, laundry, bus conversations, and a retirement plan. Conga line did ones about an air freshener, lost and found at the Mall of America, liking Beyoncé- beautiful feminists, asking why horse-boys?, and science time. Pizza philosopher did ones about a toddler on a delivery, protesters at Planned Parenthood, Lunchables, and women like parks. Michigan did ones about throwing away a speeding ticket, and his lady throwing dog-do. Philadelphia did ones about pay for stay at home moms, red stripe on a tree, time to take a shower, and a gay pride parade. Bus fare did ones about ow he doesn't care about horses, a sandwich top, and Garfield hating Mondays. Morton Salt did one about going to Edina. Long straw did ones about breakups, Whole Foods, a mannequin, and a Cubs urn. The D.C. native did ones about being kicked out of a sober house, friends are important, watching The Godfather, 10 months sober, the phony guy on Facebook, the jokes that got away at rock-bottom, and the Japanese embassy. The crow did ones about being high after bereavement, tater tots and fries, and the movie 'Something About Mary'. Rut-roh did ones about ointment, watching 'Apollo 13', friends with benefits, chess with Bob Seger, a trombone impression, Henny Youngman, and a relevant anecdote. A thin young man, a high-energy comic, did ones about 'reason for the season', worshipping Mariah Carey, an air quality advisory, journalism school, and a relationship that had ended. A comic who has been to Greece did ones about a walk-in closet, birth canal, wood chips, and a how-to book for con-men.

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