Monday, December 29, 2014

JIF Whips

     After getting back from the comedy club tonight, I opened another little tub of JIF whips. I have been getting them from the discount table at my neighborhood grocery store. I like it as it is whipped peanut butter and chocolate, especially the peanut butter.
    At the comedy club, the MC did ones about how it just felt right and working construction. Long straw did ones about Target, yogurt, and Baja men. Resistable did ones about what cats eat, plasma, and carpet matching drapes. Locks of love did ones about an 8-day marriage, and her husband searching for car parts. Laundry did the bakery, hooker and prison joke. Pottery barn did ones about valets and snowbirds. Mr. Pibb did one about a pet named Hooch. Bathtub did ones about hidden money in a couch, and a pepper plant. Louisiana did ones about life before cell phones, Neosporin, and tree pollen. Maryland did ones about Amazon, Urkel, his dog, hockey, flop, and Nike. Oklahoma did ones about being bald, and a calculator. Trailer park girl did ones about reindeer, and penguins, and was wearing a Je T'aime shirt (I knew this is French for I love you). Worthington did ones about the tough dad speech, a parrot, and raccoons. Tetris did ones about City Pages, New York City scams, and protests. Show closer I have seen before, visiting from Florida and was married to a Puerto Rican. He did ones about being bankrupt, Goodwill clothes, and Valentines day.   

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