Saturday, November 14, 2015

Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld

    I went to a secondhand store today to find a replacement denim jacket, but couldn't find a suitable one. I did find a Jerry Seinfeld comedy DVD and an Adam Sandler comedy CD. Adam's CD includes the Hanukkah song that I had heard on Saturday Night Live. So now it means finding the time to listen or watch them. I also went to a sports bar in the evening and saw some of the Iowa-Minnesota football game. I saw the end of it at the comedy club, Iowa won 40-35 to stay undefeated and are now 10-0. School Bouncer and Radio Personality were performing, I didn't know the headliner.
    School bouncer was MC, and did ones about it's late, congrats on not dying, bought a bed skirt, smart to put a ring on it, hold your breath, a god kid, she's 5, self assemble bike, Netflix or Hulu, check the fridge, successfully single, not your birthday, it's an audition, late text message, and Dad's Wi-Fi password.
   Radio personality did ones about you need to believe him, long term house guests, I'm a pilgrim, send old people to Arizona, we're very exotic, 19 and counting, string bikini mom at pool, apple orchard, 3 legged dog, garage sale mom, get a puppet, cargo pants, you are winning at life, sword collection, spoiled babies, and gangster squirrels. Others were about don't cook them, Sarah Mac, Ted Nugent, tired of running, fan sleeping, garbage truck driver, Eminem in 8-mile, Halle Berry, and not brushing teeth.
   Headliner did ones about on so many pills, 4 more years, number 1 or 2, give him Asian bingo, JC Penney, bereavement, fake breast exploded, and what is she smoking. Others were about wolf cop movie, thriller, teen wolf, hulk, she was doing shots, reading Yelp reviews, evolution chart, chest hair, 2 in 1 shampoo, Caddyshack, cat reflexes, smell gun barrel, Dad watched video, 1st baseball game, heart attack at Atlanta show, scooping it out, doorknob game, gay porn gig, tattoos, a horse doctor, download codes, and Heimlich maneuver.

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