Monday, November 9, 2015

Michael Bolton

    At the comedy club tonight, some photos of musician Michael Bolton were ripped out of a book. I got one of them as a souvenir. It was nice performing as usual, I did plenty of jokes about interactions with people about the Charlie Brown movie.
   Also at the comedy club, the button played guitar. She did ones about not a walk of shame, the same outfit. I got the 'how right I was' feeling, or also called 'a self-validating moment'. Sub teacher did ones about Vietnam poetry, Obama, Ted Bundy, drone awards, angry grandpa, rivers of blood, worth with children, North Korea, a song for everything, and rise and shine. Others were about Chanhassen wedding, Dahmer, Pilate, and musketeer. Cee-note did ones about digest garbage pizza delivery, boss a comedy fan, heavy metal show, undercover cops, depression, and actual problems. Bus fare did ones about Netflix, Ally McBeal, nightmares, going to work, majestic elephants, Bobby McFerrin, and little mermaid. Others were about seeing Prince, Willy Wonka, ride a bike, eye contact, born in orphanage, stealing pies, pocket watches, eggs in basket, and knife to gun fight. IED/IUD did ones about Ben Carson bumper sticker, watching world series, LaQuinta, Martian, starting fights, diabetes not my fault, pigs in blanket, Russell Crowe, Beautiful Mind, and hippie college. Others were about major in adventure, I'm the sheep, Trojan Horse, explaining football, and flavored vodkas. Small World, so named as he had it played on violin at one show, did one about being German Polish. Others were about phone at urinal, call center job, eating in bathroom, walked out, just better at it, coach Little League team, poking with a stick, and watch box cars. This was followed by Facebook profiles, Dad in prison, bubble bath, when properly motivated, gentrified neighborhood, and naked and afraid.   

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