Monday, November 2, 2015

Trail Mix In Bowl

   At the office there was some leftover Halloween goodies. This included trail mix in a bowl, 3 bowls in all, left in the main break room. I didn't want the little pretzels or the candy corn, but the little M and M's, raisins, and peanuts were fine. I also made it to the comedy club and added Wee bit to the ring of honor.
    At the comedy club, Belarus did jokes about and with the tiger costume. Resistable comic did ones about what cats eat, hipster roommate, air mattress, drum set, fewer options, parents and A/C, Dad silent and snooping, vibrator, too red for Target, and reverse mortgage. Soap opera did ones about depressed, and not hot. School bouncer did ones about black diamonds, Omar, The Wire, Back to the Future day, Coming to America, and chairlift. A high energy comic did ones about life insurance commercials, gang members, Carol Channing, and an office temp. Wee bit did ones about cartoon alley cat, MOA essay, rape whistle, Humane Society, Netflix, college kids jaywalking, oysters, long drive get laid, and passionate post. University accountant did ones about Donald Trump, drive to Wisconsin, gluten free, Dove quotes, advice, a Lucy reference (where I got a shout-out), and a canoe. Olive Garden did ones about quarters one large cup, not on Facebook, Batman, Bill Cosby, this joke, JW's, Taylor Swift, and Miley Cyrus. Tetris did ones about jar at Target, gumballs, Mario card, Alfred, and dating apocalypse. Wisconsin guy did ones about erectile dysfunction ads, Virginia Slim, head games, swear podcast, health-ed teacher, Rihanna, and hiking shorts. Perkins did ones about Tim Burton, stolen pot, Cruella, DST, Ronald McDonald, Obamacare, Chicago jail, and moved from Mom. Sub teacher did ones about Grumpy Cat, Pilate, Tiny Freud, writing song, hungry and alone, Chanhassen wedding, Dahmer, and churches. Bathtub did ones about pulled myself over, ancestry dot-com, petting zoo at wedding, Lake Superior honeymoon, public flossing, dead goldfish, Hogwarts, and tropical candy.   

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