Monday, November 23, 2015

Single Baby Shoe

   At the comedy club tonight I saw Belarus carry around a single baby shoe. Nothing really surprises me anymore about this comic. Especially after Mason City once spoke about Andy Kaufman doing some similar stunts. I got another calendar from the Union of Concerned Scientists in the mail this evening, so three straight years. I plan on displaying it at the office, same as the previous ones. I did some politicking before and after the show tonight so I am doing my best to line up more shows I will be performing at. Always plenty of people I know when I go to the clubs, and the lineup can change a lot each week in terms of who is in town.
    Also at the comedy club, Blake did ones about do laundry, cupcake wars, stick figure, Taco Bell drive-thru, and spider in grapes. Whopper did ones about a sex riot, text message, pimping, and kissing in the car. Werewolf did ones about Spotify playlist, title joke, free range chicken, and one grandparent left. The crow did ones about tear up pictures, fast furious, mushrooms, wait tables in Hopkins, and hillbilly weddings. Former bartender did ones about she's Canadian, glasses, coupon book, Yelp review, and naked text. Yemen native did ones about child left behind, birth control pills, Chick-fil-A, Tinder, student loan debt, and dildo at school. Turtle check did ones about deer screaming, mountain biking, bow hunter, winter weight, and eating over sink. Brawler did ones about read the room, gangster niece, Chia pet, Ike and Tina Turner, and grandma's funeral. Maryland did ones about sex tape, shot lion, Friends on Netflix, turning 30, strip club, pay per view, and water on Mars. University accountant did ones about Rosedale Mall, MOA, office microwave oven, Pringles can, YouTube, and fitted sheet. Three by three did ones about pearly gates, bacteria, seat belts, dad drinking, and raised Catholic. Worthington did ones about scared straight, tiny Bond villain, cyber bully Dad, baby CPR, Legos, Laffy Taffy, and Joe Montana. Extra murder did ones about Saturday Night Fever, hooligans, Beetlejuice, automatic door, and speeding tickets. Tetris did ones about rock climbing gym, hunger games, Everest documentary, and a cat shirt. Bathtub did ones about dance moves, activate rivers, white water rafting, cardigan, and clarinet. Sub teacher did ones about angry grandpa, rivers of blood, Ted Bundy, stop a family, Chanhassen wedding, and Dahmer. Wee bit did ones about party bus, sports team names, contractors, large Marge, and state fair corn dog. School bouncer did ones about Omar, the wire, school fight, sit down shower, football celebrations, internet trolling, and Lady Gaga. Opera singer did ones about U of M lifeguard, big skeeters, no phone one week, history re-enactor, and massage therapist.  

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