I went to perform at Campus Pizza in Minneapolis tonight, first time at this venue. I did crowd rap with belarus and then I was on shortly after. I liked doing some recent jokes like the girl who said she was freezing at the bus stop, along with roasting another comic after I was told I hadn't said anything bad about anyone.
The MC did one about a sperm donor, and state of the union. Mr. Pibb did ones about Hooters trivia, who is princess Diana?, near-beer and quit smoking, cinnamon Altoids, wine key into palm, and name of the band. Two brothers performed, as far as I know they are anyway. The first did ones about already looking homeless, studio apartment, and a kazoo player. The second did ones about treasure at a triple-X store, fighting a midget, chucky cheese, scrabble, and adopted himself. Belarus did ones about least favorite movies, and why did somebody say Die Hard? Magic man did ones about not knowing sports well, being paid for a St. Cloud gig, and going to tennis camp. Opera singer did ones about is he out puking?, all you can eat pizza buffet, Warren Buffet about Congress, and illegal things in car commercials. Bus fare did ones about a horse death, most pets don't love you, McRib leaving the menu, and foot stomping. DC did ones about 10 months sober, orphanage without compassion, the number joke, weight loss challenge, being kicked out of baseball games, and you're not a nerd. I got a shout-out as well. Show closer I think had been to Australia. He did ones about the broom only being for the wait staff, dreaming about BBQ chicken, maybe pregnant, and wallet chains. He went without a microphone.
One of the songs we danced to at Wii dancing at the office in the afternoon was Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf. Another was Pump Up The Volume, and a third was an instrumental one about the World Cup tournament.
The MC did one about a sperm donor, and state of the union. Mr. Pibb did ones about Hooters trivia, who is princess Diana?, near-beer and quit smoking, cinnamon Altoids, wine key into palm, and name of the band. Two brothers performed, as far as I know they are anyway. The first did ones about already looking homeless, studio apartment, and a kazoo player. The second did ones about treasure at a triple-X store, fighting a midget, chucky cheese, scrabble, and adopted himself. Belarus did ones about least favorite movies, and why did somebody say Die Hard? Magic man did ones about not knowing sports well, being paid for a St. Cloud gig, and going to tennis camp. Opera singer did ones about is he out puking?, all you can eat pizza buffet, Warren Buffet about Congress, and illegal things in car commercials. Bus fare did ones about a horse death, most pets don't love you, McRib leaving the menu, and foot stomping. DC did ones about 10 months sober, orphanage without compassion, the number joke, weight loss challenge, being kicked out of baseball games, and you're not a nerd. I got a shout-out as well. Show closer I think had been to Australia. He did ones about the broom only being for the wait staff, dreaming about BBQ chicken, maybe pregnant, and wallet chains. He went without a microphone.
One of the songs we danced to at Wii dancing at the office in the afternoon was Born To Be Wild by Steppenwolf. Another was Pump Up The Volume, and a third was an instrumental one about the World Cup tournament.
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