Friday, January 30, 2015

Ticket Booth Seat

     I went to the comedy club tonight, but it was crowded and I was standing for a while. Then I got the idea from Michigan, he was sitting in the ticket booth seat. I will find out from the boss-man soon enough when he hears this.
   There was a Roosevelt mentoring event at the GE Water facility in Minnetonka. The pizza was from Davanni's. I also did a science experiment in the afternoon. it involved ice cream, about ground water, but I was mainly interested in eating the ice cream.
    At the comedy club tonight, Blind Side did ones about TGI Friday's, and a gym closed. Tetris did ones about a Best Buy ad and Scientology brochures. Another was about chips and Mountain Dew to a 2-year-old. International Falls did ones about birth control pills and casual sex. Others were about caress hair in a porta potty, street harassed, police dog poem, and raccoon at day care. Laundry did ones about how nobody eats melon pies, roundabouts, and sex more than consequences. Tortoise did one about an inferiority complex. Bus fare did ones about don't poop in this bar, horse died, and get your yogurt. Postage stamp did ones about picking up rocks, and like a sandwich shop. Ragu did ones about street fighter characters, Comcast for therapy, and notes on a therapist. Sub teacher did ones about NRA and abortion, Washington a turtle?, and temple not coliseum. The crow did ones about waiting tables in Hopkins, and tater tots do sound better. Michigan did ones about Obama is not a partier, and being me pizza. Mr. Pibb did ones about Hooters trivia night, who's Princess Diana?, is this your cat, dating an identical twin, and a Ninja Turtles lanyard.    

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