Monday, April 6, 2015

Egg With Candles

     At the comedy club tonight, Belarus was there with a companion and they had what looked like an Easter egg with candles coming out of it. This might seem odd, but for those who know him it is par for the course.
   I liked how the payoff report at my office job was lighter than typical for a Monday, so I could get to other things much earlier.
    Also at the comedy club, Tortoise did ones about Robin Williams as Santa, a couch and regular potato, Grand Theft Auto, and 9 by myself. Fantasia did one about a Domino's Pizza delivery. Turtle Check did one about going to Home Depot. International Falls did ones about no HR 124 days, caress in a porta pottie, Prince as an emergency contact, and the police dog poem. Extra murder did ones about Elton John, a urologist, tax time, and a wedding invite. School bouncer did ones about a bobsled, a bike for his niece, and a kid in his office. Bathtub did ones about Sour Patch candy, allergies, waffle fries, and an old camera. Worthington did ones about sports villains, cyber bully his dad, and a tough dad speech. Tetris did ones about counting sheep, and returning a welcome mat. Maryland did ones about Disney movies, a gun collection, and ordering on Amazon. Mr. Pibb did ones about no dessert, a Macy's theft, a cop in a trunk, and clowns and commitment. Mason City did ones about a you are awesome button, the Johnny Cash biography, cat show, passive dependent, and a stolen kid. A visitor back from Florida did ones about then butch, CPR dolls, visiting Olive Garden, Jehovah's Witnesses, and grocery store comparisons. Fever comic did ones about jail in Iowa, and snuggling. Wee bit did ones about Great Clips and Super-America, bought condoms, and a trash can baby. University accountant did ones about Rosedale Mall conduct, no rules at Mall of America, a Pringles can, and a Youtube video. Postage stamp did ones about a teaspoon, new phone here, missing salad, and measuring system. Sub teacher did ones about 'Highway to Hell', a Comcast call, a South Dakota gig, a mall threat, domestic terrorists and strippers, his dad, and a cucumber. Louisiana did ones about Rain Man, a therapist, depression, pythons in Florida, and a bear civil war. Perkins did ones about no GQ model, cheese grater ride, aquarium, storage locker, his website, fix my family, Ball Park Frank, Green Mill, cranberry soda water, and a urine test.

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