I bought a box of blasted Rice Krispie treats at Walgreen recently and just finished them. It tasted fine, and also mentioned a contest to meet baseball player Cal Ripken. My dad is in town for the weekend, we just met at the airport this evening. His flight from Des Moines was delayed. He went with me to the comedy club tonight after we ate at Subway.
At the comedy club, International Falls did ones about dying in sleep, sleepwalkers, having a dress from Forever 21, wants bangs, and being vulnerable. Oklahoma did ones about wear a hat, hot out there, what I will be like, credit card debt, marrying best friend, and Bill Gates. Apron did ones about push and shove, and Brian Williams. The button did ones about a hot potato, mis-typing, accepting compliments, tags at Goodwill, Natural Foods grocery store, and kinds of cheese. Grizzly Adams did ones about whales on Netflix, Taz tat, and a Sublime fan. Extra murder did ones about his friend the fire fighter, get some cake, seeing Straight out of Compton in Edina, Jared from Subway, a caged bird reference, Flo from Progressive, and the movie Taxi Driver. Tetris did ones about a Best Buy ad, acting out a script, David Bowie, and threesomes. Ice cream did ones about pimps aren't cool, water problems in apartment, Ray Romano, and social security numbers. The rapper did ones about becoming a hipster, Velma from Scooby Doo, son likes Disney princess, and Little Mermaid. Long straw did ones about a Cubs urn, Jimmy Buffett, sibling love for 2 days, fancy pants, the Geneva Convention, and a Little John song. Dad liked the mention of the Cubs urn, and he spoke with others for some reason about relatives of ours getting drafted for World War Two. This was possibly since I had done a joke that mentioned his uncle who hopped trains in New Ulm during the Depression.
At the comedy club, International Falls did ones about dying in sleep, sleepwalkers, having a dress from Forever 21, wants bangs, and being vulnerable. Oklahoma did ones about wear a hat, hot out there, what I will be like, credit card debt, marrying best friend, and Bill Gates. Apron did ones about push and shove, and Brian Williams. The button did ones about a hot potato, mis-typing, accepting compliments, tags at Goodwill, Natural Foods grocery store, and kinds of cheese. Grizzly Adams did ones about whales on Netflix, Taz tat, and a Sublime fan. Extra murder did ones about his friend the fire fighter, get some cake, seeing Straight out of Compton in Edina, Jared from Subway, a caged bird reference, Flo from Progressive, and the movie Taxi Driver. Tetris did ones about a Best Buy ad, acting out a script, David Bowie, and threesomes. Ice cream did ones about pimps aren't cool, water problems in apartment, Ray Romano, and social security numbers. The rapper did ones about becoming a hipster, Velma from Scooby Doo, son likes Disney princess, and Little Mermaid. Long straw did ones about a Cubs urn, Jimmy Buffett, sibling love for 2 days, fancy pants, the Geneva Convention, and a Little John song. Dad liked the mention of the Cubs urn, and he spoke with others for some reason about relatives of ours getting drafted for World War Two. This was possibly since I had done a joke that mentioned his uncle who hopped trains in New Ulm during the Depression.
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