Sunday, August 16, 2015

Bottle Water, Little Brownies

     There were many things on my to-do list today. One was to attend a picnic in St. Louis Park, but I forgot when it started and didn't get there until 2pm and most had left by then. All that was left for me was some bottled water and little brownies. I saw Big Dog as MC at the comedy club tonight.
     Big Dog did ones about yelling exercise, visit to Perkins, shoulder drop, seltzer gun, passionate sex, have supper with her, die for you song, heroin addict, and Dahmer. I didn't know who did the guest set, but I understand he has at least one CD with stand-up records. Mason City did ones about I voted stickers, Zoloft, fight or flight, sample lady at Costco, breach of contract, anger issues, riding bike, Bernie Sanders, sideshow Bob, not going to the freak store, order online, boxed white zin, Jekyll and Hyde, a shout-out for stolen at Hy-Vee, Bugs Bunny, PM and AM kindergarten, Jimmy Johns, Kool-Aid man, and very nice from a cop fight.
   The headliner was on the Vince Vaughn comedy tour, but not the DVD I have. He did ones about public transport, I am not Carl, pick porn online, popping zits on Youtube, Chinese food, Greece in debt, Wheel of Fortune, this is Sparta, Dad swearing, salami, Mom in Montreal, guy with pug dog, have a cigar, not on tinder, Beyoncé, texting, rotary phone, spell check, Vanilla Ice, John Goodman, and Lost Rhino on Animal Planet.

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