Monday, June 15, 2015

Compassion And Choices

     I get mail from non-profits that want my money all the time. Today it was from Compassion and Choices, and I have a good idea what they are about from the enclosed survey. It started off with a question about assisted suicide, although it says 'Aid in dying' instead of suicide. And it speaks of a painless, dignified and humane death. Like most of them, I am not contributing anything. I have largely already picked the ones I am supporting.
    I also made it to the comedy club tonight. A comic I will call no shame did ones about how she doesn't feel shame, White Castle, no neighbors, what's up skirt, hotels, guys who are useless, and Spanx. Brew did ones about Vicatin, moving is tough, hiding coupons, rolling the dice, skydiving, skittles for dinner, sold drugs in college, 12 year old self, Netflix, using Uber, YWCA, and Star Trek Next Generation. 'Only time' by Enya was playing in the background. A comic I will now call small world, as this song was playing when we performed at the same show a while back, did ones about we're not pregnant, Ponzi scheme, billionaires, and Michele Bachmann. Fish noodle did ones about retire from NASCAR, placebo, and basketball. International Falls did ones about save lives every day, style like yours, no HR 220 days, Prince as emergency contact, moms day poem, dishwashers, the national bird, and Stevie Wonder. Resistable did ones about chose fewer options, Hillary Clinton, quit online dating, and drug testing. Stillwater did ones about a cut-off shirt, a Rambo bandana, Baywatch, Magnum PI, Knight Rider, drinking to stop smoking, highlander, Beatles, Stones, Mozart, and Beethoven. Black flag did ones about double Texas, tie a slipknot, Roots, gas station coffee, astronaut politicians, American History X movie, cocaine, and religion. 

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