Monday, June 29, 2015

Mentor Also Performs

     I had the first meeting through a mentoring program at my employer this afternoon. I liked finding out the mentor also is a performer, jazz musician. This should make things easier for me- somebody who understands what it is like to go onstage.
   At the comedy club tonight, the cheerleader from Chicago was show closer. I said I wanted to see the Annie Hall subtitles to know what she was thinking when some other comics after the show were discussing the definitions of entourage and orgy. I let Maryland know that if he refuses to have his own entourage, then he will be in mine.
    Also at the comedy club, Brawler did ones about car break-in, Ike and Tina, X-box, an apartment fire, and renters insurance. Wisconsin girl did ones about improve class, and a bald eagle. Extra murder did ones about a food truck, donut burger, tax day, and his sister getting married in Maui. Sub teacher did ones about Mall of America, a tiny Freud, a gig in South Dakota, dad at the mall, and a Connecticut home. Postage stamp did ones about a million dollar bill, parade candy, and sidewalk cafes. Fever comic did ones about birth control, Ritalin, Netflix password, and Civil War general. Mr. Pibb did ones about clowns and commitment, and IUD. University accountant did ones about Flavor Flav, 99 problems, yearbook photo, and 30 best things. Louisiana did ones about a grocery line, jail, a therapist, and a concussion. Three by three did ones about a warning flare, Minnesota nice, 20 years ago, and live like a king. Wee bit did ones about a sniper rifle, a dildo, and Chucky Cheese. Maryland did ones about a hockey game, a fight, Nike and Adrian Peterson, Urkel, a mall gang, a gas station, Disney movies, and yoga pants. Perkins did ones about a Craigslist bike, and camping with his lady. Chicago cheerleader did ones about CVS, Clooney, Medicaid, ribs in fridge, Famous Dave's, Walmart, Hobby Lobby, and watching 'Frozen'.

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