Friday, June 19, 2015

Legend Or Fixture?

  At the comedy club tonight, University Accountant gave me an intro to some new comics and was described as a 'Legend'. I said a classmate from high school has called me this as well. I said I like the term 'Fixture' more in terms of my standing in the Twin Cities comedy community. Good lineup, I was not on it though. I am thankful I made it through the show as I was tired, and considered staying home because of it. As I was driving home I was paranoid about being tired, as I am reminded of a classmate who died in a car wreck as he fell asleep at the wheel. But thankfully, nothing happened.
   I liked hearing Mason City hold court after the show, telling us about his experiences working with various comics, many of them are or were famous. After this I heard Happy Meal and Chalm-Skinn discussing something related to comedy venues.
     Also at the comedy club, International Falls did ones about a toilet seat, we have no HR, pictures of bathrooms, babies on Facebook, visiting parents, IUD pains, and Mom's Day poem. Tetris did ones about driving to Milwaukee, silk pajamas, his exes move, resume builder, and I heard a Taylor Swift reference. Fantasia did ones about wiping the floor, bought a desk, circumcised, she's with me, and role playing. Extra murder did ones about foreclosure, a police escort, Susan B. Anthony, house cleaners, his sister getting married to a rich dude, Denny's placemat, Elton John, food trucks, and donut burgers. Soap opera did ones about loves his mom, watch One Life To Live, soap operas did it, more ex- therapists, and already had sex.
    Bus fare did ones about sharks at Mall of America, a Chipotle bully, build up a better life, Enya, Toby Keith, and Halliburton. The brothers were there. The shorter one did ones about hit and run, old folks home employee, keys in car, seaweed, and TP a house. The taller one did ones about already look homeless, sell the guitar, wedding photography, and bike on train. Ragu did ones about people you may know, Tinder, Springsteen concert, and weed party. Rut-roh did ones about the Allman Brothers, chopping onions, Foot Locker, interventions, playlist for sex, Mexican food, and spaghetti. Duffel bag did ones about look edible like fruit, and still lumpy. Long straw did ones about Carly Rae Jepsen, White Castle sliders, and airplane seats. Happy Meal did ones about is anyone a cop?, outlaw the word, and gravy.

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