Friday, May 23, 2014

Cat Stevens Greatest Hits

    When I was walking to the comedy club tonight I passed by a bench at a bus stop. There was trash all over it, and one of the things on the pavement was a Cat Stevens cd- it said the 'Very best' so it was greatest hits. So I got a picture of it.
   My 'Bestie' was one of those performing tonight. His name will be changing to 'Big Dog'. This was due to a Facebook posting this week saying we were dogs. And I confirmed this is a good thing, he said because dogs run together. He did jokes about bringing lunch for his lady. Others included discovering a dead body, along with taking things for granted. And something about sniffing his dad's sport coats. The Tetris comic, who was just on 'Last Comic Standing', did one about being at Comic Con. It included a reference to 'Free Willy', saying he wanted to free a famous person from this convention. And he did the one about breakup songs. I did see his set from 'Last Comic' before departing for the show tonight, it was on Youtube, just over four minutes. I am told just a small part of this set was actually shown on TV. I had heard most of the jokes before but still liked them. One was about a train operator stopping to get Taco John's, along with home use catheters.
     The Mr. Pibb comic did one about doing a photo with some people who said he looked like their 55-year-old friend. And about his lady's IUD poking him. The laundry comic did one about movie night at his family's house. He let his kids watch Steve King's 'It', along with 'Deliverance'. Next in his plans is Philadelphia. Another was about bakeries, prisons, and hookers. The Hillary Clinton look-alike did one about her parents divorcing, which led to her being enrolled in Weight Watchers despite being really young. Others were about Brazilian wax, and her DUI performance. The red-faced comic did one about spotting somebody at a concert if I'm not mistaken, I'm not dead yet was what he heard. Another was about a fake ten-dollar bill, and a variation of an earlier joke- can't you not tip instead of tell. The school bouncer did one about arriving at work early. The next comic was show runner at the Die Laughing show I performed at. He did ones about Buffalo Chicken, and Dairy Queen. The Rut-Roh comic did one about a Bob Seger song, the usage of the word ghetto, and the movie Noah. The Netflix comic did ones about being in a casual open relationship, and being sad. The International Falls native did ones about dog rescue, and animal violence. The next comic said he doesn't call it tortoise and hare, but turtle and rabbit because he's an American. He also did jokes about inventing fire, the wheel, and jean shorts.   

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