I went to the comedy club tonight and one of the comics announced the grand jury decision from suburban St. Louis at the end of his set, the D.C. native. When I was driving home from the club I listened to Christmas music as one radio station is exclusively playing it for the season. I did get an email about helping with my employer's holiday party, but I am unable to attend the informational meeting as I am out of the office on Tuesday. So I will have to find out how much I am able to help when I return to the office.
At the comedy club tonight, there was an MC in training. He did ones about it just felt right, studio apartment, sausage fest, and a dick-pic text. The opera singer did ones about being a bartender, music school, sex-education delay, and a cat swallowing a condom. Mr. Pibb did ones about a pet named Hooch, and a tap on the shoulder. D.C. did ones about being 9 months sober, rating nausea, 7-up all over you, and the Japan embassy. Laundry did ones about having 4 kids, and his wife saying she would squat it out. Pottery barn did ones about nursing a beer, he's engaged, different people, Bible without deodorant, and private eye, see a doctor! Fever did one about a hot tub at a hotel. 'Extra murder' did ones about elementary school in Kentucky, the fireplace show, don't open the box, and it's a globe. Maryland did ones about Columbus Day and a pilgrim, a date with a trannie, ordering on Amazon, and yoga pants. University accountant did ones about a candy dish lady, White Castle, Subway Jared pants, and her husband's navel. A visitor from Florida did ones about going bankrupt, and a waffle maker at the hotel. School bouncer did ones about purple at a funeral, a vest on clearance, single sex, and a pie at 1:30am. Perkins did ones about a text from his lady, Catcher in the Rye, her cat, and seeing 'Hunger Games'. Worthington did ones about his dad's retirement hobbies, organic socks, guy with a barbed wire tattoo, and emotional torment from a raccoon. Tetris did ones about like my sweater, boat names, breakup songs, and a vagrant in California. Bathtub did ones about a gladiator fan, white water rafting, gourmet pizza, stolen babies, a lava lamp, a pug in a baby carriage, a serial killer, and cinnamon rolls on turkey day.
At the comedy club tonight, there was an MC in training. He did ones about it just felt right, studio apartment, sausage fest, and a dick-pic text. The opera singer did ones about being a bartender, music school, sex-education delay, and a cat swallowing a condom. Mr. Pibb did ones about a pet named Hooch, and a tap on the shoulder. D.C. did ones about being 9 months sober, rating nausea, 7-up all over you, and the Japan embassy. Laundry did ones about having 4 kids, and his wife saying she would squat it out. Pottery barn did ones about nursing a beer, he's engaged, different people, Bible without deodorant, and private eye, see a doctor! Fever did one about a hot tub at a hotel. 'Extra murder' did ones about elementary school in Kentucky, the fireplace show, don't open the box, and it's a globe. Maryland did ones about Columbus Day and a pilgrim, a date with a trannie, ordering on Amazon, and yoga pants. University accountant did ones about a candy dish lady, White Castle, Subway Jared pants, and her husband's navel. A visitor from Florida did ones about going bankrupt, and a waffle maker at the hotel. School bouncer did ones about purple at a funeral, a vest on clearance, single sex, and a pie at 1:30am. Perkins did ones about a text from his lady, Catcher in the Rye, her cat, and seeing 'Hunger Games'. Worthington did ones about his dad's retirement hobbies, organic socks, guy with a barbed wire tattoo, and emotional torment from a raccoon. Tetris did ones about like my sweater, boat names, breakup songs, and a vagrant in California. Bathtub did ones about a gladiator fan, white water rafting, gourmet pizza, stolen babies, a lava lamp, a pug in a baby carriage, a serial killer, and cinnamon rolls on turkey day.
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