At the comedy club tonight, a security guard was in uniform and sitting up front. He was roasted often by the comics, and one of them called him 'Half a cop'. Near the end the manager said he was being bounced, and I noticed one of those who helped with the bouncing was Brawler. After the show I spoke of it and he said I don't know what you're talking about.
At the office we got cupcakes from the boss, I chose the caramel kind. I did not attend a meeting in our main conference room as it was full. It was a senior leader from another office. Facility czar said our normal large meeting room at street level was not available, it had been rented to another tenant.
Also at the comedy club, fish noodle did ones about an HS prom lock-in, favorite swear word, and can't afford this. The shorter of the brothers did ones about a midget fight, pawn shop, ball pit, and Sea World. Soap opera did ones about Twinkies, pizza, Star Wars, therapists, athlete/stadium, marshmallows, ands bomb shelter. Ragu did ones about sister in NYC, drink on bus, doctor office, and spelling bee. Tetris did ones about a belt, land speeder, ghost stories, Everest, and eye contact. Wee bit did ones about a Kleenex, VBS, junior colleges, oysters, go to gym, and will not bleed for you. Extra murder did ones about free speech, foreclosure, Nazi books, re-max, and change law. Louisiana did ones about mom pays cell phone, caller ID, cut off at bar, and Neosporin. Wisconsin lady did ones about antiques road show, hips, backbone, surrogate, puppy, and Aaron Rodgers. Olive Garden did ones about just that guy, crowd rap with cop, passed the bar, and DUIs. Three by five did ones about abortion, text and drive, real estate ads, buy condoms, air dryer, and Detroit. Sub teacher did ones about Trump, Dahmer, Pilate, Obama beer, ISIS, Caribou breakups, and dinner theater wedding. School bouncer did ones about Dad's wi-fi, grill cheese, Michelle Obama, school lunches, and 4th grade sweatshirt. Wisconsin guy did ones about needle marks, Priceline, cholesterol, spank bank, OJ, shot lion, I got a shout-out, and Dad's Lexus. Worthington did ones about Facebook birthday, shark attack, baby CPR, Legos, bacon, and quarterbacks- Joe Montana, Peyton Manning. Bathtub did ones about Mad Men haircut, porn comments, grocery carts, dog in heat, and New Orleans food. Perkins did ones about Paul Blart, asthma, HCMC, Facebook apps, barnacles, Batman's parents, Midtown whore, and Tim Burton. Fever comic did ones about STDs, stolen pizza, flashlight, dominatrix, Civil War general, and get me a beer. Postage stamp did ones about the pope, who am I to judge, antipope, keyboards, gun, and Pandora box. Fergus Falls did ones about Huns attack, son
kicked out, Crusades, dude equivalent, and save the children.
At the office we got cupcakes from the boss, I chose the caramel kind. I did not attend a meeting in our main conference room as it was full. It was a senior leader from another office. Facility czar said our normal large meeting room at street level was not available, it had been rented to another tenant.
Also at the comedy club, fish noodle did ones about an HS prom lock-in, favorite swear word, and can't afford this. The shorter of the brothers did ones about a midget fight, pawn shop, ball pit, and Sea World. Soap opera did ones about Twinkies, pizza, Star Wars, therapists, athlete/stadium, marshmallows, ands bomb shelter. Ragu did ones about sister in NYC, drink on bus, doctor office, and spelling bee. Tetris did ones about a belt, land speeder, ghost stories, Everest, and eye contact. Wee bit did ones about a Kleenex, VBS, junior colleges, oysters, go to gym, and will not bleed for you. Extra murder did ones about free speech, foreclosure, Nazi books, re-max, and change law. Louisiana did ones about mom pays cell phone, caller ID, cut off at bar, and Neosporin. Wisconsin lady did ones about antiques road show, hips, backbone, surrogate, puppy, and Aaron Rodgers. Olive Garden did ones about just that guy, crowd rap with cop, passed the bar, and DUIs. Three by five did ones about abortion, text and drive, real estate ads, buy condoms, air dryer, and Detroit. Sub teacher did ones about Trump, Dahmer, Pilate, Obama beer, ISIS, Caribou breakups, and dinner theater wedding. School bouncer did ones about Dad's wi-fi, grill cheese, Michelle Obama, school lunches, and 4th grade sweatshirt. Wisconsin guy did ones about needle marks, Priceline, cholesterol, spank bank, OJ, shot lion, I got a shout-out, and Dad's Lexus. Worthington did ones about Facebook birthday, shark attack, baby CPR, Legos, bacon, and quarterbacks- Joe Montana, Peyton Manning. Bathtub did ones about Mad Men haircut, porn comments, grocery carts, dog in heat, and New Orleans food. Perkins did ones about Paul Blart, asthma, HCMC, Facebook apps, barnacles, Batman's parents, Midtown whore, and Tim Burton. Fever comic did ones about STDs, stolen pizza, flashlight, dominatrix, Civil War general, and get me a beer. Postage stamp did ones about the pope, who am I to judge, antipope, keyboards, gun, and Pandora box. Fergus Falls did ones about Huns attack, son
kicked out, Crusades, dude equivalent, and save the children.
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