Friday, October 16, 2015

Mystic Lake Comedy Club

   Tonight I went to Mystic Lake's comedy club as I knew Big Dog would be there performing. Found out Auto Correct would be MC, hadn't seen her in a wile. I didn't know the headliner, he spoke of being from Philadelphia. I ate part of a pepperoni pizza from Little Caesars. It took some time to find my car in the ramp after the show. I finally decided to come out and start over from where I knew I drove in. Found out I was parked on level 2 and not level 1. I saw a security SUV but it didn't come close to me at all.
    Auto correct did ones about Match lifetime, life alert, ran a race, Facebook in morning, voice mail from Mom, office small talk, acting class, babies steal friends, you are so brave, text my therapist, need your approval (I got a shout out), and buffet line. Others were about Crest white strips, couples dinner parties, shabby chic, Pinterest board, who to focus on, slit boyfriend's throat, and turtle neck.
   Big Dog did ones about bad porn, browser history, protagonist, loosest slot, to the facility, and hate on phone. Others were about point to sign, insulting women, supper before show, tortilla soup, die for you songs, Bruno Mars, jackalope, moving toothbrush, being serious, the worst motel, body helps you, hardcore porn, everybody got whammies, antique water pump, corn dog and mustard, life coach, swearing at foreigner, real estate brokers, and Gallagher concert.
    Headliner did ones about confidence in you, Siamese twins, nametags on, what other lakes, impractical jokers, build railroads, Dr. J, the Lynx, strip clubs, lost to a blender, General Custer, honest 4th grade teacher, accents, Def comedy jam, Navajo-sorry, meatball sounds delicious, nightcap, flu shot, wind sprints, Fox News, drink water, Bill Cosby, Ced Entertainer, Vikings, big boxed, gender differences, and hunting apes.   

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