Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Book Shop Closed

    When I was at the comedy club tonight, I spoke with another comic about book shops. I have been to various Barnes and Noble locations, and was told how the one in St. Paul had closed. Sure enough, after the show I went there to check it and it was empty inside. I shop at various places to get books, sometimes used books at secondhand stores like Goodwill. I am also likely to look at the one inside Mall of America.
    At the comedy club tonight, International Falls did ones about caress hair in a porta-pottie, birth control pills, street harasser, only dates atheists, no HR person at 112 days, and Prince as an emergency contact. Whopper did ones about how I'm real on resumes, do the social media, and what school did you go to? in crowd rap. Nurse's aide did ones about calling out crowd members, dating her boss, don't want a diamond ring, getting better tips, merlot and steak, carpet and drapes, and a man's job. No-mic did ones about MILF-she wasn't it, vibrator ads, river-walk and Alamo, and chain wallet and dignity. Blind Side did ones about hipsters, Instagram and Russia, State of Union and Netflix, a good mistake to make, lease a Hyundai, being adopted, weird babies, and Frankenstein. Big Dog did ones about a wild macaw in the corner, human metronome, bad porn dialogue, dog ran away when he was a dog watcher, do you have a picture?, Tijuana ghetto, and the search party.

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