I contested a parking ticket today and I am pleased that it was waived. When I scheduled the hearing I was told the meter maid had made a judgment call since there was snow on the car, thinking I had parked there for more than 48 hours. I contested it as I got a ticket for something I didn't do. While I was waiting there was a little girl near me playing with the golf pencils and said she wanted to pull out her tooth. I was thankful I didn't have to resort to what was done on the TV show 'Dukes of Hazzard' where a musical guest would perform at the Boar's Nest in order to have their trumped-up charges dismissed. At work I was thankful to finish everything on my plate in spite of having our senior leader's meeting before midday, which lasted an hour. it was the first one of its kind in six months.
At the comedy club tonight I did do these two jokes along with some other recent ones. The visitor from Philadelphia was at this venue, she is going to as many venues as possible to perform while in town. She did ones about a Greyhound station and diarrhea, a gyno appointment, and who won the Battleship game? Others were about her daughter should play mandolin and fencing, a Ren-Fest superstar, Ed McMahon, and her husband the biologist. International Falls did ones about birth control pills, placenta on a Facebook page, snowplow poem, Target bag of ground coffee, no HR at dayjob, and mom a hypochondriac. Bus fare did ones about being competitive related to things that don't matter, place holder for a person, and saw a first date at Cheapo Records. Fish noodle did ones about born in wrong decade, don't run up to strangers in a park, woman run in heels, plunger next to toilet, tongues are different, and no rod and reel. Brew did one about having breakfast and lunch at McDonald's, where I got a shout-out. Others were about drunk and stole a bike, how hipsters dress, eye contact on Tinder, and she doesn't believe in marriage. The crow did one about a porno magazine at a gas station. Others were about he has small feet, banned from Maplewood Mall, drunk and onstage at a strip club, beaten with own belt, and dad and a knuckle sandwich.
At the comedy club tonight I did do these two jokes along with some other recent ones. The visitor from Philadelphia was at this venue, she is going to as many venues as possible to perform while in town. She did ones about a Greyhound station and diarrhea, a gyno appointment, and who won the Battleship game? Others were about her daughter should play mandolin and fencing, a Ren-Fest superstar, Ed McMahon, and her husband the biologist. International Falls did ones about birth control pills, placenta on a Facebook page, snowplow poem, Target bag of ground coffee, no HR at dayjob, and mom a hypochondriac. Bus fare did ones about being competitive related to things that don't matter, place holder for a person, and saw a first date at Cheapo Records. Fish noodle did ones about born in wrong decade, don't run up to strangers in a park, woman run in heels, plunger next to toilet, tongues are different, and no rod and reel. Brew did one about having breakfast and lunch at McDonald's, where I got a shout-out. Others were about drunk and stole a bike, how hipsters dress, eye contact on Tinder, and she doesn't believe in marriage. The crow did one about a porno magazine at a gas station. Others were about he has small feet, banned from Maplewood Mall, drunk and onstage at a strip club, beaten with own belt, and dad and a knuckle sandwich.
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