I missed one bus tonight so while I was waiting for the next one I decided to go over to a Walgreen and get the Minneapolis paper. I also got a National Geographic magazine. It had an article about the Lincoln funeral train back to Springfield, IL.
At the comedy club tonight, Tortoise did ones about shopping at the Gap, his dad a congressman, Lady Pac-Man, and Robin Williams as Santa. The former bartender did ones about Chuck-e-Cheese, no breakup just moved, why are you in PJ's at Hazelden?, need a phone booth, tater tots, and I want a kitten. Fantasia did ones about delivering for Domino's, and Steven Hawking. Pottery Barn did ones about expensive to be lazy, Kanye West, and valet driver. Others were about being engaged, and sex offenders and drug dealers. Bus fare did ones about seeing a therapist, McRib left the menu, just waiting for the bus, and Whitney Houston. Rut-roh did ones about bosses aren't cool, asking for life insurance, there's always tinder, sweaty as a cook, and baking soda. Big Dog did ones about a dog sitting fiasco, Tijuana ghetto, prowling streets, bringing his dogs was gloating, and suicide by cop. Extra murder did ones about seeing a urologist, Van Damme spin kicking, Wilson the neighbor, don't bring your own cup, and slapped his hand away. Mr. Pibb did ones about Rihanna, MOA and Southdale, and spoon and cherry with Orange Julius. Others were about hopscotch and Fuddruckers. Perkins did ones about paying for Tinder, Netflix is cheaper, you're no GQ model, his sister raising kids in a storage locker, and ferrets. Woody did ones about got fired and car repo'd, uncle a debt collector, and a mouse in the apartment. Brew did one about student loans. A tall comic back from LA did ones about a lumberjack that survived the holocaust, how's your day going?, and a secret menu at Starbucks. Ragu did one about what he kept in a breakup. Red hair did ones about gay enough to teach gym, bad sex and Mortal Kombat, and a manic episode. Red-faced comic did ones about a yelp review, a dirty fork, Craig T. Nelson, and too happy. Fish noodle did one about rednecks on TV.
At the comedy club tonight, Tortoise did ones about shopping at the Gap, his dad a congressman, Lady Pac-Man, and Robin Williams as Santa. The former bartender did ones about Chuck-e-Cheese, no breakup just moved, why are you in PJ's at Hazelden?, need a phone booth, tater tots, and I want a kitten. Fantasia did ones about delivering for Domino's, and Steven Hawking. Pottery Barn did ones about expensive to be lazy, Kanye West, and valet driver. Others were about being engaged, and sex offenders and drug dealers. Bus fare did ones about seeing a therapist, McRib left the menu, just waiting for the bus, and Whitney Houston. Rut-roh did ones about bosses aren't cool, asking for life insurance, there's always tinder, sweaty as a cook, and baking soda. Big Dog did ones about a dog sitting fiasco, Tijuana ghetto, prowling streets, bringing his dogs was gloating, and suicide by cop. Extra murder did ones about seeing a urologist, Van Damme spin kicking, Wilson the neighbor, don't bring your own cup, and slapped his hand away. Mr. Pibb did ones about Rihanna, MOA and Southdale, and spoon and cherry with Orange Julius. Others were about hopscotch and Fuddruckers. Perkins did ones about paying for Tinder, Netflix is cheaper, you're no GQ model, his sister raising kids in a storage locker, and ferrets. Woody did ones about got fired and car repo'd, uncle a debt collector, and a mouse in the apartment. Brew did one about student loans. A tall comic back from LA did ones about a lumberjack that survived the holocaust, how's your day going?, and a secret menu at Starbucks. Ragu did one about what he kept in a breakup. Red hair did ones about gay enough to teach gym, bad sex and Mortal Kombat, and a manic episode. Red-faced comic did ones about a yelp review, a dirty fork, Craig T. Nelson, and too happy. Fish noodle did one about rednecks on TV.
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