Monday, March 2, 2015

White Castle Attack

     At the comedy club tonight, one comic shared a story about being attacked at a White Castle burger joint and getting a concussion from it. The jokes about it were the Facebook comments from those who knew him. In previous sets he did a joke about how 'Somebody got their deer'. This was a venue I had been to before, but not too often. I am looking forward to getting stage time there soon. It was nice to see some comics who I hadn't seen in a while.
     At my office job I took a late lunch as I was slowed down by having to order a high volume of contracts for the payoff report. I probably have written about it before- I don't like how the payoff report is top-heavy. I know full well the volume will drop to less than half the next day. The manager is still not back yet, so we were on our own again for the day. The main break room re-opened, and the type of tile does look different, kind of a grayish white and the earlier kind was whiter. 
    More from the comedy club. Bus fare read a page from 'Adventures in babysitting'. Another was about everybody looks at too much porn while working. Others were about the McRib left the menu, coming from a South American orphanage where his parents were a dog and a cat, seeing a first date at Cheapo Records, even Buffalo Bill likes music, and a 24-hour diner in Uptown. Jersey video did ones about a 'Bro-ista', vote yes campaign for parks and recreation, the first science museum was in South Carolina, and the Costco example, drunk or high? A comic I hadn't seen much lately, but has done a joke about a dad in prison, was next. He did ones about his nephew's Christmas present, a My Cousin Vinny suit, as well as one about him and Happy Meal smoking with a baby. Still others were about a kid in a Led Zeppelin cover band, a miss me yet billboard, and songs by Lil John and Johnny Cash. A lady comic with dread locks reviewed the movie '50 shades of grey'. A comic who played the New Ulm mayor did ones about self-medicating, and DARE class. Whopper did ones about a taxicab confession, first kisses are tough, and suicide by a garden hose. Fantasia did ones about the JFK video, delivering for Domino's , and girls like jerks. A visitor from Philadelphia did ones about a deer gutting knife, learning to play the mandolin, and fencing. Michigan did ones about traveling to watch pro wrestling, and friends on Netflix in the cab. Others were about 3 trees falling on the road, asking for restaurants and referred to a gas station, an ex making out with somebody from 'Scrubs', Obama doesn't party, bring me pizza, do you do yoga and do you write poetry, and can't buy this in public.

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