Monday, May 18, 2015

Band-Aids, Bullet Holes

   Tonight while driving home from the comedy club I heard a song on the radio that mentioned bandaids and bullet holes. I still need to look up the song title and performer. At first I didn't see the tool bar available on my Hotmail account which includes the delete button, but after the show it was there. So of course it took longer than typical to go through messages.
   At the comedy club tonight, trailer park girl is getting married. University accountant did one about thrift store socks. Bathtub did ones about jaywalking and weed, and developing film. Wee bit did one about chucky cheese. Opera singer did one about a deadline. Sub teacher did ones about a cucumber, and an open relationship. The Wisconsin couple was there. The husband did one about a pedal pub, and the wife did one about a hooker. Postage stamp did ones about game show doors, and learning Spanish. Oklahoma did ones about talk text, and leave 30 minutes early. Fever comic did one about a flashlight. Extra murder did ones about his wife being in the hospital, waiting for a surgeon, the old people he met, and history references. Number 25 did ones about a bus stop encounter in LA, and moving in with her guy. School bouncer did one about Bruce Jenner. Olive garden did ones about VFW Coke,  Obama did it, and a Goodwill shirt. Maryland did ones about dog on patio, and high horse. Perkins did ones about braces, aquarium, Google, no GQ model, plug website, pay for Tinder, and Netflix. 

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