I performed at the comedy club tonight. one of the show runners, who I now call Ukulele, did a song called 'Don't litter, please' which is catchy as well as funny. All of the jokes I did were things that had happened since Thursday. This included ones about a parking ticket, motivational speaker, reprimanding, upset about Boston, pictures at Dinky-town McDonald's, do not disturb sings, change jar while doing laundry, and round three on internet dating. Chameleon did a song after me.
Also at the comedy club, Ukulele and Tortoise did a routine on a big sketch book about recycling. Bus fare did ones about monster roaming free, Chipotle, steal whatever you want, an ex, you can find out, got spit on, plate of biscuits, 2 liter bottle of Pepsi, guy crying, eating Lunch-ables, and a leaky Walmart bag. Blind Side did ones about recycled baby, second Easter, hobby farm, home DNA test, hills have eyes, fall on grenade, Carlton from Fresh Prince, weathergirl, and Bemidji and Saginaw. Chameleon did a song about an open marriage. She faked it, and agreed to play along. The next act was a lawyer duet. Wee bit did ones about going to a Twins game, I'm as real as it gets, time travel, not having a dad, advice at the gym, bought condoms, marriage proposal in Duluth, photos from a relationship like a roller coaster, text next week, necklace, Chucky Cheese, work construction, and cell phone virus. International Falls did one about wearing a Bridgetown shirt, a comedy festival she had participated in recently. Others were about high fiving Janeane Garofalo, street harassed, dog rescue, police dog poem, 9 pound bucket of coffee beans, Mom's Day poem, Day 198 and no HR, and Prince as an emergency contact.
I ordered some more Chicago World's fair postcards from E-bay, five in all. This included United Airlines, Baltimore and Ohio magazine, Armour meats, Railway Express Agency, and Ford. This would be number six on the Ford postcards. I have ordered quite a few recently, and did some more research on the ones still available that I want. I returned eight grocery carts back to the store. When I decided to quit it was starting to rain. One of them was missing the front gate, but after some more searching I found it and sent it over with two other carts.
Also at the comedy club, Ukulele and Tortoise did a routine on a big sketch book about recycling. Bus fare did ones about monster roaming free, Chipotle, steal whatever you want, an ex, you can find out, got spit on, plate of biscuits, 2 liter bottle of Pepsi, guy crying, eating Lunch-ables, and a leaky Walmart bag. Blind Side did ones about recycled baby, second Easter, hobby farm, home DNA test, hills have eyes, fall on grenade, Carlton from Fresh Prince, weathergirl, and Bemidji and Saginaw. Chameleon did a song about an open marriage. She faked it, and agreed to play along. The next act was a lawyer duet. Wee bit did ones about going to a Twins game, I'm as real as it gets, time travel, not having a dad, advice at the gym, bought condoms, marriage proposal in Duluth, photos from a relationship like a roller coaster, text next week, necklace, Chucky Cheese, work construction, and cell phone virus. International Falls did one about wearing a Bridgetown shirt, a comedy festival she had participated in recently. Others were about high fiving Janeane Garofalo, street harassed, dog rescue, police dog poem, 9 pound bucket of coffee beans, Mom's Day poem, Day 198 and no HR, and Prince as an emergency contact.
I ordered some more Chicago World's fair postcards from E-bay, five in all. This included United Airlines, Baltimore and Ohio magazine, Armour meats, Railway Express Agency, and Ford. This would be number six on the Ford postcards. I have ordered quite a few recently, and did some more research on the ones still available that I want. I returned eight grocery carts back to the store. When I decided to quit it was starting to rain. One of them was missing the front gate, but after some more searching I found it and sent it over with two other carts.
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