I went to Union Depot in downtown St. Paul at midday after having a sandwich at Erbert Gerbert. I found the smashed penny machine and got one. When I got home I checked the two albums I bought to see how many I had. This was a milestone, number 50.
I did perform at the comedy club tonight. The crowd was a little lighter than typical. I did one about going to the Saints stadium to get a ticket for a game next month. Another was about the sandwich order taker I see at Erbert's.
Also at the comedy club, Netflix did ones about tap dancing, girl's girl, they're your enemy, and a car and a vagina. Mr. Pibb did ones about a nosebleed, cop in trunk, clowns and commitment, yeast popcorn, and Anakin and C3PO. Perkins did ones about cheating, frequent flossing miles, and a gypsy curse. Maryland did ones about an apartment fire, mold, and a pawn shop job. Fantasia did ones about like I'm mad at her, rock stars, and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Tetris did ones about a City Pages artist, unavoidable man, windows 95, Best Buy ad, fake taxis in NYC, hospitals, and cat pictures. Postage stamp did ones about Garfield, Heathcliff, Toy Story, evolution, and 3-0. Louisiana did ones about depression, court ordered therapist, multiple lines, supermarket make a point, and Best Buy rewards. Tortoise did ones about inferiority complex, pandas, non functional hats, Scar-face Simpsons shirt, catcalling, Fedora the explorer, an ex on Tinder, and the Rock the actor. Duffel Bag was wearing a Coca-Cola sweater. She did ones about a religious family, turned from Lord, birthday cake on Christmas, bad at being a real adult, laundry equipment, dental appointments, one time use Tupperware, and life insurance. Rut-roh did ones about realistic dreams, Apollo 13, internet bill, cat in heat, cell phone, bowl of rice, eight dollars, and weekend plans. Bus fare did ones about teeth in hotel room, Yelp reviews, always here on pay-day, and spilled soup on baby. Nebraska did ones about covering drinks, White Castle, stay in school, be all you can be, rock climb sky dive and dic-pics, and taking off shoes. The crow did ones about a 5-minute window of time, beer and weed, mental blocks, and a job and not live with parents. Software developer did ones about personalized plates, and tequila and a compliment.
I did perform at the comedy club tonight. The crowd was a little lighter than typical. I did one about going to the Saints stadium to get a ticket for a game next month. Another was about the sandwich order taker I see at Erbert's.
Also at the comedy club, Netflix did ones about tap dancing, girl's girl, they're your enemy, and a car and a vagina. Mr. Pibb did ones about a nosebleed, cop in trunk, clowns and commitment, yeast popcorn, and Anakin and C3PO. Perkins did ones about cheating, frequent flossing miles, and a gypsy curse. Maryland did ones about an apartment fire, mold, and a pawn shop job. Fantasia did ones about like I'm mad at her, rock stars, and Red Hot Chili Peppers. Tetris did ones about a City Pages artist, unavoidable man, windows 95, Best Buy ad, fake taxis in NYC, hospitals, and cat pictures. Postage stamp did ones about Garfield, Heathcliff, Toy Story, evolution, and 3-0. Louisiana did ones about depression, court ordered therapist, multiple lines, supermarket make a point, and Best Buy rewards. Tortoise did ones about inferiority complex, pandas, non functional hats, Scar-face Simpsons shirt, catcalling, Fedora the explorer, an ex on Tinder, and the Rock the actor. Duffel Bag was wearing a Coca-Cola sweater. She did ones about a religious family, turned from Lord, birthday cake on Christmas, bad at being a real adult, laundry equipment, dental appointments, one time use Tupperware, and life insurance. Rut-roh did ones about realistic dreams, Apollo 13, internet bill, cat in heat, cell phone, bowl of rice, eight dollars, and weekend plans. Bus fare did ones about teeth in hotel room, Yelp reviews, always here on pay-day, and spilled soup on baby. Nebraska did ones about covering drinks, White Castle, stay in school, be all you can be, rock climb sky dive and dic-pics, and taking off shoes. The crow did ones about a 5-minute window of time, beer and weed, mental blocks, and a job and not live with parents. Software developer did ones about personalized plates, and tequila and a compliment.
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