Thursday, December 31, 2015

Polka King Porter Beer

   Went to a comedy show and music concert tonight and one of the beers I drank was a Polka king porter from Door county. The other was a Lone Star. Black flag and Fargo Moorhead performed comedy, and there were others doing guest sets. It has been a good year for me comedy-wise, but I welcome the new year as I learned a lot.
   Also at the comedy club, Twin Peaks did ones about Pulp Fiction wallet, porn in woods, flashlights, Silk Stalkings, Rachel Maddow, makeup, and Russian roulette. I also heard 'this girl is on fire', a song, being played at the venue. Fargo Moorhead did ones about community theater play, people with monocles, don't smash your hand, PSAs at airport, Cub Foods, have extra lives, stupid people, the movie 'Fargo', it's hot outside, Lebanese neighborhood, finish a book, sorry ladies, Marilyn Manson, 9 inch nails, memes on Instagram, remember a map, super Mario world, flashbacks in therapy, Bill Maher, and pot while pregnant.
   A band was next, I think called Avenue Army. Too late tonight to start again, tomorrow I will try again. Sit this one out, let's go, my resolution, kill my nemesis. American criminals, got no opinions no more. He said turn it into a smile, wave your hands in the air. A song about going to rehab, intro the band. Strange medicine, hey hey what you say. Small world did a guest set. He did ones about call in sick more, English mastiff, coach little league team, nearly 5 years in stand-up, comedy and band comparison, bad Weezer cover band, body shamed, and dad in prison. A lady comic with dread locks did ones about condom broke did coke, Twister movie, horse hooves, and dic-pic. Others were about anti-depressants, sexual side effects, hand held shower heads, not domesticated, mandolin, and bleeding. Black Flag did ones about double Texas, Kmart bathroom, bomb pops, rookie cop, DB Cooper, Elvis Presley, Chernobyl, American history X, curb check, fantasy football, Packers, AA meetings, doing pot, tye dye, and religion and cocaine. A band, Grande Machine, did a way out of this town.       

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