Monday, March 31, 2014

Suicide And Sex Offender Jokes

    The show closer at the comedy club tonight did plenty of suicide and sex offender jokes. He will also be the headliner for the rest of the week.  It was unexpected as he wasn't on the printed lineup. But another comic was scheduled and didn't make it, so they may have had enough time for this reason, or needed a fill-in, or both. The neck tattoo comic did his 'Show of guns' joke about his rough neighborhood. He also did one about different flavors of ramen noodles. The Maryland native botched some jokes and dropped a swear word each time so it was still funny. The bathtub comic brought back his 'Happy divorce day' joke about going to a theme park- after it was announced his parents were getting divorced. The turtle check comic did one about getting a comment on his weight, he was told 'you've changed shapes'. I had to figure out what name worked, since his best joke is about a swear word. But I recalled one about somebody wearing a turtleneck when it is warm. What do we wear, in a tired voice. Then it leads to him saying turtleneck, turtle check. He was hard to find after the show, saying he had to go to his car to find something.         

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